CLIFF LEE HURLING DIMES AT URANUS

by **CFP** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:31:09

Back page of Daily News is Merry Cliffmas, per SportsCenter

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:31:16

by **FTN** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:31:31

Another awesome thing.

No one really bought into the Phillies as third team thing.

Then today, bam, it happens. With Halladay, it took a few days to finalize. This happened basically in less than 24 hours.

Rube is honing his craft.

by **mcare89** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:33:26

FTN wrote:Another awesome thing.

No one really bought into the Phillies as third team thing.

Then today, bam, it happens. With Halladay, it took a few days to finalize. This happened basically in less than 24 hours.

Rube is honing his craft.

Seriously. 12 hours ago #mysteryteam was about to become the Twitter meme of the week.

And now, it's done. I'm still in shock.

by **kruker** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:33:33

It's just sick if two of Colvin/Cosart/May pan out.

by **FTN** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:34:06

The David Wright trade negotiations should take all of 25 minutes next winter.

by **FTN** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:34:23

RandyJMiller Randy Miller
by zoowithroy
Totally stunned that Phils signed Cliff Lee. Never saw this coming. I'm guessing ownership stepped up and decided to up payroll.

he didnt see it coming. shocking.

by **CFP** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:34:50

LOL, Randy Miller. Is he a real sportswriter? Better yet, a real person?

by **kruker** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:34:51

HillMD wrote:
joe table wrote:Also

Aaaaahahhaha

"WHAT HAPPENED NOW?!?!"

2 months later this still gets me. Please show me that when I'm dying in a hospital somewhere to get one final laugh.

I want to quote it too.

by **PTOITWCFTPP** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:35:39

the guy eating the popcorn is hilarious. he doesn't care. 9xl cares tho

by **FTN** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:36:25

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/ ... -just-yet/

:lol:

by **joe table** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:36:55

kruker wrote:It's just sick if two of Colvin/Cosart/May pan out.

Thats magnanimous of you to wish well for Arizona, I think we'll be happy with Upton though

by **CFP** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:37:28

"Alright, we're here to announce today the signing of Cliff Lee. Uh, basically, Cliff expressed an interest in coming back, we were interested, and things kind of went from there. I'm also one of the top general managers of all time, and you can all suck it." *Groin thrust*, walks out.

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:37:57

I now feel like a dick concerning all non-Cliff Lee tweets like this one:

mlbtraderumors MLB Trade Rumors
Cardinals Reach Agreement With Gerald Laird http://bit.ly/hDiDQx #mlb

Should say "Cardinals Reach Agreement with Geral... awww, who fuck-ing cares. CLIFF LEE BACK TO PHILLIES!!!!!!!"

by **mcare89** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:40:37

Heyman's going on the FAN in a few minutes. This oughta be good.

by **HillMD** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:41:33

kruker wrote:
HillMD wrote:
joe table wrote:Also

Aaaaahahhaha

"WHAT HAPPENED NOW?!?!"

2 months later this still gets me. Please show me that when I'm dying in a hospital somewhere to get one final laugh.

I want to quote it too.

Look at the massive fellow behind him that is demonstratively yelling "FUCK YOU" at apparently no one.

by **joe table** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:41:56

Chooch 31
Howard 31
Utley 31
Rollins 32
Francisco 29
Victorino 30

DECREPIT I TELL YOU. OLDDDDD. AGED

by **phdave** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:42:25

Law is a dbag

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:42:34

joe table wrote:Chooch 31
Howard 31
Utley 31
Rollins 32
Francisco 29
Victorino 30

DECREPIT I TELL YOU. OLDDDDD. AGED

Brown 14 (I think?)

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:45:13

Now Yanks' to poffer was $148M, not $153 as originally reported.

I'm telling you, by the time of the Lee-to-Phils presser, the Yanks will have offered this "mediocre" starter 3/$24.

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