CLIFF LEE HURLING DIMES AT URANUS

by **Bakestar** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:08:53

Joe Sheehan is a turdstain.

by **joe table** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:09:03

No way Laserface Roy will want to walk in 2012 now either. So 2 years of this ridiculousness I think

by **Swiggers** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:09:14

gr wrote:
FTN wrote:
joe_sheehan Joe Sheehan
Hey, before we go handing over hardware...Phillies are *extremely* old in the field with just one pre-prime player. Simmer down.

They struggled at times offensively last year, and their best hitter in '10 left. Not at all sold on 95 wins, much less 105.

HAHA i was gonna make a Sheehen joke earlier but forgot to. Glad to see it wasn't necessary.

Sheehan is his own joke. Always has been.

by **kruker** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:09:58

The only thing I compare this too is when you're checking out the hot ass chick across the bar, trying to gather the balls to go and talk to her thinking she's way out of your league, but before you do, she comes over and introduces herself to you.

by **Eem** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:10:00

ek wrote:heyman says 5/115

BARGAIN

by **PTOITWCFTPP** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:10:23

ek wrote:heyman says 5/115

don't like it

by **PTOITWCFTPP** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:10:48

you see that elbow skin flailing? he won't make it past year 2

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:10:52

The Eeming Tree wrote:
ek wrote:heyman says 5/115

BARGAIN

i have no idea how anyone will be paid come 2 years from now but whatever.

by **CFP** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:10:59

For the second time, Rube swoops in and steals Cliff Lee in the middle of the night like he's fucking Elizabeth Smart

by **Slowhand** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:11:32

PTOITWCFTPP wrote:
ek wrote:heyman says 5/115

don't like it

BANNED!

by **seke2** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:11:47

i'm gonna go to sleep now, if i can.

i love you all

by **Eem** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:12:05

CLIFF LEE

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:12:06

I hope it doesn't snow tomorrow so I can do random errands I don't really need to run wearing Phillies stuff up here in Yanks/Mets country just cause

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:12:10

o/u on phillies no hitters in 2011 is 4.

by **WilliamC** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:12:22

ek wrote:it's gonna be great in spring training when the 4 aces pose for a photo together

Well you know it is going to be one of the next Sports Illustrated covers. I'd bet my life on it.

kind of scary

by gr » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:12:25

Remember all those jokes about us re-acquiring CLIFF LEE? Well, this makes those jokes MORE FUNNIER.

by **Soren** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:12:38

Im so fucked up

by **Grotewold** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:13:31

God this rules

by **mcare89** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:13:38

ek wrote:it's gonna be great in spring training when the 4 aces pose for a photo together

Just stick Charlie in the middle and you've got yourselves a picture for the ages.

by **PTOITWCFTPP** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 02:13:45

Let's recap. Phils let good outfielder walk. He's signed to a ridiculous contract elsewhere. Phils slot in top prospect in his place, and sign top 5 pitcher for less than good outfielder got. Amazing.

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