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Postby Trent Steele » Wed Sep 08, 2010 23:16:14

Brett Myers has been fucking awesome this year. 28 straight starts of 6 innings or more
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Postby Napalm » Wed Sep 08, 2010 23:36:23

Trent Steele wrote:Brett Myers has been $#@! awesome this year. 28 straight starts of 6 innings or more

They mentioned a few starts ago that that is a Houston Astros franchise record. Pretty remarkable.

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Postby Soren » Wed Sep 08, 2010 23:47:46

posted this before, don't fucking care because it's ridiculous.
297 PAs, 22 HRs .278/.407 /.635 Jim Tome, age 39 season. FUCKING SERIOUSLY
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Postby joe table » Wed Sep 08, 2010 23:49:44

That can't be right. He has teh old player skills, I doubt he's still able to walk

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Postby Wolfgang622 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 23:51:49

Soren wrote:posted this before, don't $#@! care because it's ridiculous.
297 PAs, 22 HRs .278/.407 /.635 Jim Tome, age 39 season. $#@! SERIOUSLY


And I posted this response before, and I also don't care:

:h:

I need to bust out the only authentic jersey I ever bought - Jim Thome - for the next game I go to.

:h:
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Postby TheDude24 » Thu Sep 09, 2010 02:12:36

mozartpc27 wrote:
djbigf wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:Some crazy nerd is trying to bring back the Athletics to Philadelphia: to wit, this and this. Evidently, someone involved with this "movement" actually went so far as to go to Oakland (though I don't think it went much further than that) and they are having an event in Philly on Saturday, September 18th.

Poor, misguided bastards who evidently don't understand the first thing about franchise territory rights, but "ballcks!" to that I say: I've always wanted a real rooting interest in American League baseball, and this here would give it to me. Why let a little thing like it's utter impossibility deter them? Go for it, I say!

hey!

i posted this a month ago and nobody cared


Whoops! If I had seen it a month ago, I would have said something. But I didn't, and wouldn't have re-posted. Sorry!

Anyway, the idea is... um, how to put this politely?... lacking any ties to the reality of this or quite possibly any dimension. There may be dimensions where in alternate realities the Athletics stayed in Philadelphia with the Phillies and somehow both teams survived here, but I'm quite confident that in no reality in any dimension ever do the Athletics move back to Philadelphia from Oakland, at least while the Phillies are still here.


I've been hearing about this idea since J.T. first came up with it and posted about it on Facebook. Me and him were in the same high school class in '95. He's alright. Witty, smart, and yes, very passionate about certain things.

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Postby Grotewold » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:01:51

Buy two 2011 Nationals season tickets, get two more free. And if you put your deposit down now, you get tickets to the rest of the 2010 games for free.

Wow...

http://deadspin.com/5632877/last-nights ... in-hunters

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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:12:37

I think I might watch Cards/Braves tonight, and boo shit that pisses me off, but not cheer at all. I believe such behavior on my part in my living room will discourage the Braves and motivate the Cards.

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Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:17:27

Grotewold wrote:Buy two 2011 Nationals season tickets, get two more free. And if you put your deposit down now, you get tickets to the rest of the 2010 games for free.

Wow...

http://deadspin.com/5632877/last-nights ... in-hunters


if i lived closer i might of done this. thats an insane deal.

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Postby Grotewold » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:11:28

Old friend Gio Gonzalez has been lights out lately

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Postby Grotewold » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:49:20

Speaking of Gio and his game last night, did you guy see this A's fan's ridiculous attempt to catch a HR?

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?conte ... k%3D265896

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Postby Wolfgang622 » Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:53:30

Grotewold wrote:Speaking of Gio and his game last night, did you guy see this A's fan's ridiculous attempt to catch a HR?

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?conte ... k%3D265896


What the hell was he flopping around for? He was the only person in the section. He could have let it bounce, roll, and come to a complete stop, and still have gotten it.

Remember when Phillies games looked like that? The Athletics really got the short end of the stick when they left town.
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Postby Wolfgang622 » Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:54:34

TheDude24 wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
djbigf wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:Some crazy nerd is trying to bring back the Athletics to Philadelphia: to wit, this and this. Evidently, someone involved with this "movement" actually went so far as to go to Oakland (though I don't think it went much further than that) and they are having an event in Philly on Saturday, September 18th.

Poor, misguided bastards who evidently don't understand the first thing about franchise territory rights, but "ballcks!" to that I say: I've always wanted a real rooting interest in American League baseball, and this here would give it to me. Why let a little thing like it's utter impossibility deter them? Go for it, I say!

hey!

i posted this a month ago and nobody cared


Whoops! If I had seen it a month ago, I would have said something. But I didn't, and wouldn't have re-posted. Sorry!

Anyway, the idea is... um, how to put this politely?... lacking any ties to the reality of this or quite possibly any dimension. There may be dimensions where in alternate realities the Athletics stayed in Philadelphia with the Phillies and somehow both teams survived here, but I'm quite confident that in no reality in any dimension ever do the Athletics move back to Philadelphia from Oakland, at least while the Phillies are still here.


I've been hearing about this idea since J.T. first came up with it and posted about it on Facebook. Me and him were in the same high school class in '95. He's alright. Witty, smart, and yes, very passionate about certain things.


The Facebook page has over 900 followers, last I checked (myself included). That's enough for a Marlins franchise right there.
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Postby Grotewold » Thu Sep 09, 2010 13:32:24

mozartpc27 wrote:
Grotewold wrote:Speaking of Gio and his game last night, did you guy see this A's fan's ridiculous attempt to catch a HR?

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?conte ... k%3D265896


What the hell was he flopping around for? He was the only person in the section. He could have let it bounce, roll, and come to a complete stop, and still have gotten it.


The best is when he finally gets the ball and then it rolls back down

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Sep 09, 2010 13:41:14

I enjoyed the whole damned thing. It looked the way a Brian Regan skit sounds.
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Postby td11 » Thu Sep 09, 2010 13:44:26

Grotewold wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
Grotewold wrote:Speaking of Gio and his game last night, did you guy see this A's fan's ridiculous attempt to catch a HR?

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?conte ... k%3D265896


What the hell was he flopping around for? He was the only person in the section. He could have let it bounce, roll, and come to a complete stop, and still have gotten it.


The best is when he finally gets the ball and then it rolls back down


i don't think he even knew
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Postby Grotewold » Thu Sep 09, 2010 13:46:03

On Fugees they said something about him running up the stairs hilariously. Maybe there's a longer clip

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Postby phatj » Thu Sep 09, 2010 14:04:22

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Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Sep 09, 2010 14:19:27

i must have that.
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Postby TheDude24 » Thu Sep 09, 2010 14:51:31

phatj wrote:Image


Obviously a work of fiction. Look at all the fans in the background.

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