Things about Baseball which could be interpreted as random

Things about Baseball which could be interpreted as random

Postby Soren » Fri Sep 03, 2010 14:00:13

Mark Teixeira .886 OPS
A-rod .818 OPS
Burnett 5.15 ERA ( 4.64 xFIP)

combined salary: $68.5 Million
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Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Sep 03, 2010 14:02:01

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Postby Grotewold » Fri Sep 03, 2010 14:02:36

Carlos Gonzalez would be even better at softball

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Postby Bucky » Fri Sep 03, 2010 14:06:23

RISP Average

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Re: Things about Baseball which could be interpreted as rand

Postby phdave » Fri Sep 03, 2010 14:58:20

Soren wrote:Mark Teixeira .886 OPS
A-rod .818 OPS
Burnett 5.15 ERA ( 4.64 xFIP)

combined salary: $68.5 Million


Why not throw Jeter in there? .705 OPS, $22.6 Million
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Postby Monkeyboy » Fri Sep 03, 2010 19:00:35

It turns out one of my students is the son of former major leaguer Kevin Jarvis. Great kid, btw.
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Postby Slowhand » Fri Sep 03, 2010 19:09:28

Monkeyboy wrote:It turns out one of my students is the son of former major leaguer Kevin Jarvis. Great kid, btw.


I literally had no idea until just now that it was even possible to pitch nearly 800 innings at the major league level and have a career ERA over 6.00.
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Postby 1 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 19:43:33

Slowhand wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:It turns out one of my students is the son of former major leaguer Kevin Jarvis. Great kid, btw.


I literally had no idea until just now that it was even possible to pitch nearly 800 innings at the major league level and have a career ERA over 6.00.


Feel like that guy owned the phils, too
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Postby phatj » Fri Sep 03, 2010 21:30:03

It annoys me when broadcasters talk about the "outside corner" or "inside corner" as if the strike zone were a diamond rather than a rectangle.

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Postby Bucky » Fri Sep 03, 2010 21:34:20

i think pretty much everybody involved in the game talks that way

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Postby Woody » Fri Sep 03, 2010 21:43:18

phatj wrote:It annoys me when broadcasters talk about the "outside corner" or "inside corner" as if the strike zone were a diamond rather than a rectangle.


What would you prefer? Far and near?
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Postby lowcountry » Fri Sep 03, 2010 21:47:57

outside/inside edge?

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Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Sep 03, 2010 21:56:35

It can cross only one corner of the plate and still be a strike. Get over it
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Postby phatj » Fri Sep 03, 2010 22:14:56

Woody wrote:
phatj wrote:It annoys me when broadcasters talk about the "outside corner" or "inside corner" as if the strike zone were a diamond rather than a rectangle.


What would you prefer? Far and near?

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Postby Wolfgang622 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 02:12:57

Some crazy nerd is trying to bring back the Athletics to Philadelphia: to wit, this and this. Evidently, someone involved with this "movement" actually went so far as to go to Oakland (though I don't think it went much further than that) and they are having an event in Philly on Saturday, September 18th.

Poor, misguided bastards who evidently don't understand the first thing about franchise territory rights, but "ballcks!" to that I say: I've always wanted a real rooting interest in American League baseball, and this here would give it to me. Why let a little thing like its utter impossibility deter them? Go for it, I say!
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Postby djbigf » Sun Sep 05, 2010 09:33:35

mozartpc27 wrote:Some crazy nerd is trying to bring back the Athletics to Philadelphia: to wit, this and this. Evidently, someone involved with this "movement" actually went so far as to go to Oakland (though I don't think it went much further than that) and they are having an event in Philly on Saturday, September 18th.

Poor, misguided bastards who evidently don't understand the first thing about franchise territory rights, but "ballcks!" to that I say: I've always wanted a real rooting interest in American League baseball, and this here would give it to me. Why let a little thing like it's utter impossibility deter them? Go for it, I say!

hey!

i posted this a month ago and nobody cared
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Postby slugsrbad » Sun Sep 05, 2010 09:45:11

djbigf wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:Some crazy nerd is trying to bring back the Athletics to Philadelphia: to wit, this and this. Evidently, someone involved with this "movement" actually went so far as to go to Oakland (though I don't think it went much further than that) and they are having an event in Philly on Saturday, September 18th.

Poor, misguided bastards who evidently don't understand the first thing about franchise territory rights, but "ballcks!" to that I say: I've always wanted a real rooting interest in American League baseball, and this here would give it to me. Why let a little thing like it's utter impossibility deter them? Go for it, I say!

hey!

i posted this a month ago and nobody cared


I think the title of your original thread is apt. You posted that in the euphoria of the Oswalt trade. I doubt many people gave the post a second thought.
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Postby Woody » Sun Sep 05, 2010 09:48:28

I don’t have suicidal thoughts, because I’m enjoying life so much.


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Postby The Marty Show » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:45:40

djbigf wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:Some crazy nerd is trying to bring back the Athletics to Philadelphia: to wit, this and this. Evidently, someone involved with this "movement" actually went so far as to go to Oakland (though I don't think it went much further than that) and they are having an event in Philly on Saturday, September 18th.

Poor, misguided bastards who evidently don't understand the first thing about franchise territory rights, but "ballcks!" to that I say: I've always wanted a real rooting interest in American League baseball, and this here would give it to me. Why let a little thing like it's utter impossibility deter them? Go for it, I say!

hey!

i posted this a month ago and nobody cared


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Postby Wolfgang622 » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:29:25

djbigf wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:Some crazy nerd is trying to bring back the Athletics to Philadelphia: to wit, this and this. Evidently, someone involved with this "movement" actually went so far as to go to Oakland (though I don't think it went much further than that) and they are having an event in Philly on Saturday, September 18th.

Poor, misguided bastards who evidently don't understand the first thing about franchise territory rights, but "ballcks!" to that I say: I've always wanted a real rooting interest in American League baseball, and this here would give it to me. Why let a little thing like it's utter impossibility deter them? Go for it, I say!

hey!

i posted this a month ago and nobody cared


Whoops! If I had seen it a month ago, I would have said something. But I didn't, and wouldn't have re-posted. Sorry!

Anyway, the idea is... um, how to put this politely?... lacking any ties to the reality of this or quite possibly any dimension. There may be dimensions where in alternate realities the Athletics stayed in Philadelphia with the Phillies and somehow both teams survived here, but I'm quite confident that in no reality in any dimension ever do the Athletics move back to Philadelphia from Oakland, at least while the Phillies are still here.
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