BigEd76 wrote:On being homeless: "yeah, I was out there 2 years like....uh....that guy.....um.......Gandhi"
in a train wreck of an interview - that comment might have been the most entertaining/disturbing of them all...
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by findAcure » Mon Mar 07, 2011 08:03:14
in a train wreck of an interview - that comment might have been the most entertaining/disturbing of them all...
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by swishnicholson » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:35:13
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by Barry Jive » Mon Mar 07, 2011 14:10:10
findAcure wrote:BigEd76 wrote:On being homeless: "yeah, I was out there 2 years like....uh....that guy.....um.......Gandhi"
in a train wreck of an interview - that comment might have been the most entertaining/disturbing of them all...
It was just so weird seeing him stumble to who he was thinking of. For a second Clark tried to follow him and mentioned the homeless guy with the golden radio voice, which is who I was thinking of. And then he went, "The Indian guy...Gandhi." It was stunning.
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by smitty » Mon Mar 07, 2011 15:13:06
JFLNYC wrote:But the Mahatma couldn't steal bases.
He stole eight!!!
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by Eddie Jordan » Mon Mar 07, 2011 16:28:22
Barry Jive wrote:findAcure wrote:BigEd76 wrote:On being homeless: "yeah, I was out there 2 years like....uh....that guy.....um.......Gandhi"
in a train wreck of an interview - that comment might have been the most entertaining/disturbing of them all...
It was just so weird seeing him stumble to who he was thinking of. For a second Clark tried to follow him and mentioned the homeless guy with the golden radio voice, which is who I was thinking of. And then he went, "The Indian guy...Gandhi." It was stunning.
He then needed confirmation with Clarke that Ghandi was in fact Indian.
"I'm smart enough to know that I'm not smart enough" was my favorite line.
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by Barry Jive » Mon Mar 07, 2011 16:35:28
I like that line but the thing is, he's not
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by Eddie Jordan » Mon Mar 07, 2011 16:41:50
he kind of looks like he needs an Al Davis drool towel.
Would love to know what he did to inflict so much brain damage
Would love to know what he did to inflict so much brain damage
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by pacino » Mon Mar 07, 2011 17:11:37
remember when he fooled some people into thinking he was some kind of genius. mostly forbes i guess
he also stiffed the waiter on a $700 bill (which he ran up on the station's dime, lol)
he also stiffed the waiter on a $700 bill (which he ran up on the station's dime, lol)
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by Barry Jive » Mon Mar 07, 2011 18:09:55
Mostly Jim Cramer. I'm just gonna assume Cramer was blinded by his intense love of the '93 Phillies.
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by Eddie Jordan » Mon Mar 07, 2011 18:11:18
Barry Jive wrote:Mostly Jim Cramer. I'm just gonna assume Cramer was blinded by his intense love of the '93 Phillies.
or the several thousand dollars Dykstra gave him to praise him on national tv.
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by Bucky » Mon Mar 07, 2011 19:40:19
Eddie Jordan wrote:Barry Jive wrote:Mostly Jim Cramer. I'm just gonna assume Cramer was blinded by his intense love of the '93 Phillies.
or the several thousand dollars Dykstra <del>gave</del> promised him to praise him on national tv.
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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab
by momadance » Fri Apr 15, 2011 16:18:24
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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab
by lethal » Fri Apr 15, 2011 16:32:21
Jesus, what a disaster he's become.
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by swishnicholson » Fri Apr 15, 2011 17:15:57
pacino wrote:remember when he fooled some people into thinking he was some kind of genius. mostly forbes i guess
Speaking of Forbes, Dykstra's home made their list of Nine creepy abandoned mansions.
Vick's Bad Newz place and a former Widener mansion in Elkins Park are also on the list with Philly connections. On a side note I'm a little leary of posting expensive abandoned properties with full addresses on the internets. Not enough not to post this link, though.
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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab
by Trent Steele » Tue Apr 26, 2011 14:09:27
Our self-imposed moratorium on these Lenny Dykstra-as-trainwreck stories is going about as well as the Phillies' offense right now.
But how can we resist a juicy tale like The Dude stripping bare in front of a prospective female housekeeper to receive his daily massage (part of the job description, apparently)?
Or this one: Charlie Sheen bailed his old pal Lenny out of the clink earlier this month.
TMZ reports that after The Dude was jailed for allegedly embezzling more than $400k from his bankrupt estate, it was Sheen who posted $22,500 in bail.
Sheen told TMZ "The rendition guilty trolls that kidnapped my dear friend Nails clearly forgot that he's a fellow Vatican assassin and his best pal is a warlock."
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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab
by PrattRules » Tue Apr 26, 2011 15:07:35
That doesn't sound like the Lenny Dykstra and Charlie Sheen I know.
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