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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby azrider » Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:14:30

this just gets better and better


http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/06/lenny-dykstra-indictment-25-count-theft-los-angeles-district-attorney-arraignment-accountant/

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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby Grotewold » Mon Jun 06, 2011 13:24:35

Calcaterra wrote:It's to the point where I want Dykstra to get serious jail time because at least then I'd know he's getting food and shelter.

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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby momadance » Mon Jun 06, 2011 13:29:18

:h:

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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby Trent Steele » Mon Jun 06, 2011 17:41:48

To steal a line from Simmons, I'm pretty sure Dykstra has reached the Tyson Zone. There's no story they could come out with that I wouldn't believe.
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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby Philly the Kid » Mon Jun 06, 2011 18:24:41

This guy is finally gonna do some real time. Sad. I don't think he gets it on any level. Does anyone in Baseball still associate with him?

I sure miss his play and lead-off abilities. Juiced or not, the guy had a great eye, some real pop, played like a maniac and I'd be psyched to have him circa 93-ish as our leadoff guy today over Hacto.

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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby momadance » Mon Jun 06, 2011 21:59:58

Image

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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby The B1G Piece » Mon Jun 06, 2011 22:02:28

Holy smokes.

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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby Philly the Kid » Mon Jun 06, 2011 22:09:14

momadance wrote:Image



Damn

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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby Woody » Mon Jun 06, 2011 22:12:59

Degenerate sociopath
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby CFP » Mon Jun 06, 2011 22:14:02

Philly the Kid wrote:
momadance wrote:Image



Damn


Christ, he looks like a homeless Mickey Morandini... or worse, a homeless Lenny Dykstra

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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby Rev_Beezer » Mon Jun 06, 2011 22:28:39

Only chance he has is to realize everything isn't about him.
So he's screwed, pretty much.
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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby PrattRules » Mon Jun 06, 2011 23:42:05

Didn't I?... get arrested
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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jun 07, 2011 00:03:33

you guys never seen an old dude before?

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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby frogger » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:10:39

SAVE LENNY
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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby Wolfgang622 » Wed Jun 29, 2011 13:23:34

frogger wrote:SAVE LENNY


Under/over on how many dollars his site collects:

100
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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Jun 29, 2011 13:43:45

mozartpc27 wrote:
frogger wrote:SAVE LENNY


Under/over on how many dollars his site collects:

100


Well now I'm in a quandary. I had planned to toss my money off the Ben Franklin Bridge and watch it slowly float out to sea, but this sounds almost as intriguing.
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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby kopphanatic » Wed Jun 29, 2011 14:18:29

You want to give $10? That means, “If you met Lenny on the street, would you offer to buy him lunch? $10.00 would buy a couple of tacos and a coke for the Dude
You're the conductor Ruben. Time to blow the whistle!

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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby Wolfgang622 » Wed Jun 29, 2011 14:27:13

kopphanatic wrote:
You want to give $10? That means, “If you met Lenny on the street, would you offer to buy him lunch? $10.00 would buy a couple of tacos and a coke for the Dude


Must shop at that frou-frou taco joint. $10 at the Bell gets you like a dozen tacos.
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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby kopphanatic » Wed Jun 29, 2011 14:29:23

So many entertaining things about that website
You're the conductor Ruben. Time to blow the whistle!

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Re: Eskin to Manage Dykstra Rehab

Postby Wolfgang622 » Wed Jun 29, 2011 14:31:13

Rev_Beezer wrote:Only chance he has is to realize everything isn't about him.
So he's screwed, pretty much.


Rev, it feels like you should have a lot more posts than ~3,800.
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