Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Mar 05, 2013 15:05:19

TenuredVulture wrote:
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TenuredVulture wrote:Let me be specific. Hedge funds have openly driven many people into foreclosure, wrecking the economy while doing it. They did it openly. They were aided by generous campaign contributions, which got favorable legislation passed so that their massive income is taxed at a lower rate than mine. This was all done openly. Even the campaign donations are easily identified. There's a conspiracy, sure. But it has nothing to do with 9/11 or the Kennedy assassination.

Or go to PTK's (and now Woddy's) other obsession--our food supply. Again, why is our food so literally shitty? Again, it's all done out in the open. Interest groups fund campaigns, getting favorable legislation passed, and the rest of us eat shit.

There's no need for secret conspiracies when we can be robbed and poisoned for reasons that we can easily understand by people we can easily identify by means we can easily understand.



I think there are things openly being done and others things not so openly. If there's a way to make money off of it, somebody is doing it.

The food problem has become the thing that gets me the most upset, I think. We are literally producing the worst possible food we can, subsidizing the least nutritive and most unhealthy food while ignoring fresh water and soil loss, all while poisoning the environment in the process. And fossil fuels are used throughout the process. It's unsustainable in every way. Hell, farmers aren't even allowed to plant what they want in many areas due to ridiculous litigation by big ag companies. Want to complain about it? Too bad, it's illegal to criticize these companies in some states.

edit: I don't want to post a pro-swiss comment twice in two days lest someone tell me to renounce my US citizenship, but they subsidize the right things here. Fresh veggies are cheap and processed food is expensive.


My point is the food thing isn't a secret conspiracy. It's right on the damn package when you buy it. Conspiracy theories are a distraction that allow corporations to exercise their control in broad daylight. Ever wonder why in the main conspiracies seem to have a greater hold on right wingers? It's to prevent cognitive dissonance. "It can't be corporations that are screwing me, it's the UN!"


Oh yeh, these laws that protect big ag both from free speech and property rights, were all passed in broad daylight. They give the money and they get what they want. And since we're all focused on what the gays are doing, we don't even notice.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Mar 05, 2013 15:10:20

bleh wrote:Before Ruby shot Oswald he went to Western Union and sent money to a stripper who worked for him. Afterwards they found the receipt in his pocket and the time on it was 4 minutes before Oswald was shot.



Wow, he cut that close, too close. I haven't read much about this stuff, so I don't know much about it. Is it possible he decided to shoot him as more of an impulse. Like he made the money transfer, went outside and saw Oswald, then just decided to shoot him because he had nothing to lose due to his cancer? It just seems weird he would risk missing maybe his only chance to get Oswald, if he was really planning to do it.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby smitty » Tue Mar 05, 2013 16:09:41

Monkeyboy wrote:
bleh wrote:Before Ruby shot Oswald he went to Western Union and sent money to a stripper who worked for him. Afterwards they found the receipt in his pocket and the time on it was 4 minutes before Oswald was shot.




Wow, he cut that close, too close. I haven't read much about this stuff, so I don't know much about it. Is it possible he decided to shoot him as more of an impulse. Like he made the money transfer, went outside and saw Oswald, then just decided to shoot him because he had nothing to lose due to his cancer? It just seems weird he would risk missing maybe his only chance to get Oswald, if he was really planning to do it.


Oswald was supposed to be moved much earlier as well. Ruby wouldn't have been anywhere near the police station at the time of the transfer if it went as planned. He just happened to be nearby when the transfer took place and he wandered over. He was always hanging around there so no one took notice of him.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Mar 05, 2013 19:08:07

Maybe he was a kennedy fan and figured he was going to die anyway. I have to say I've never heard that it was maybe just an impulse killing.

wait, what if someone on the inside gave him the time.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Mar 05, 2013 20:40:12

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Let me be specific. Hedge funds have openly driven many people into foreclosure, wrecking the economy while doing it. They did it openly. They were aided by generous campaign contributions, which got favorable legislation passed so that their massive income is taxed at a lower rate than mine. This was all done openly. Even the campaign donations are easily identified. There's a conspiracy, sure. But it has nothing to do with 9/11 or the Kennedy assassination.

Or go to PTK's (and now Woddy's) other obsession--our food supply. Again, why is our food so literally #$!&@? Again, it's all done out in the open. Interest groups fund campaigns, getting favorable legislation passed, and the rest of us eat #$!&@.

There's no need for secret conspiracies when we can be robbed and poisoned for reasons that we can easily understand by people we can easily identify by means we can easily understand.

I'm 100% with this. I'm always trying to tell my crazy friends that you don't need to look any farther than politics and economics that are right there on the front page, but that just doesn't satisfy them for some reason.

Oh, just tell them the space alien Illuminati are pulling the strings of politics and finance.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby PrattRules » Tue Mar 05, 2013 21:25:07

So Andrew Jackson definitely coerced that marriage in the petticoat affair so he could pick his new cabinet, right. I mean, come on, right?
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Youseff » Tue Mar 05, 2013 22:16:40

I think it's pretty dumb to say the truth always comes out. "History is written by the victors" has been a popular axiom for a long time because it's valid.

WHEN Sir Walter Raleigh was imprisoned in the Tower of London, he occupied himself with writing a history of the world. He had finished the first volume and was at work on the second when there was a scuffle between some workmen beneath the window of his cell, and one of the men was killed. In spite of diligent enquiries, and in spite of the fact that he had actually seen the thing happen, Sir Walter was never able to discover what the quarrel was about; whereupon, so it is said—and if the story is not true it certainly ought to be—he burned what he had written and abandoned his project.

This story has come into my head I do not know how many times during the past ten years, but always with the reflection that Raleigh was probably wrong. Allowing for all the difficulties of research at that date, and the special difficulty of conducting research in prison, he could probably have produced a world history which had some resemblance to the real course of events. Up to a fairly recent date, the major events recorded in the history books probably happened. It is probably true that the battle of Hastings was fought in 1066, that Columbus discovered America, that Henry VIII had six wives, and so on. A certain degree of truthfulness was possible so long as it was admitted that a fact may be true even if you don’t like it. Even as late as the last war it was possible for the Encyclopædia Britannica, for instance, to compile its articles on the various campaigns partly from German sources. Some of the facts—the casualty figures, for instance—were regarded as neutral and in substance accepted by everybody. No such thing would be possible now. A Nazi and a non-Nazi version of the present war would have no resemblance to one another, and which of them finally gets into the history books will be decided not by evidential methods but on the battlefield.

During the Spanish civil war I found myself feeling very strongly that a true history of this war never would or could be written. Accurate figures, objective accounts of what was happening, simply did not exist. And if I felt that even in 1937, when the Spanish Government was still in being, and the lies which the various Republican factions were telling about each other and about the enemy were relatively small ones, how does the case stand now? Even if Franco is overthrown, what kind of records will the future historian have to go upon? And if Franco or anyone at all resembling him remains in power, the history of the war will consist quite largely of “facts” which millions of people now living know to be lies. One of these “facts”, for instance, is that there was a considerable Russian army in Spain. There exists the most abundant evidence that there was no such army. Yet if Franco remains in power, and if Fascism in general survives, that Russian army will go into the history books and future school children will believe in it. So for practical purposes the lie will have become truth.

This kind of thing is happening all the time. Out of the milions of instances which must be available, I will choose one which happens to be verifiable. During part of 1941 and 1942, when the Luftwaffe was busy in Russia, the German radio regaled its home audiences with stories of devestating air raids on London. Now, we are aware that those raids did not happen. But what use would our knowledge be if the Germans conquered Britain? For the purposes of a future historian, did those raids happen, or didn’t they? The answer is: If Hitler survives, they happened, and if he falls they didn’t happen. So with innumerable other events of the past ten or twenty years. Is the Protocols of the Elders of Zion a genuine document? Did Trotsky plot with the Nazis? How many German aeroplanes were shot down in the Battle of Britain? Does Europe welcome the New Order? In no case do you get one answer which is universally accepted because it is true: in each case you get a number of totally incompatible answers, one of which is finally adopted as the result of a physical struggle. History is written by the winners.

In the last analysis our only claim to victory is that if we win the war we shall tell fewer lies about it than our adversaries. The really frightening thing about totalitarianism is not that it commits ‘atrocities’ but that it attacks the concept of objective truth; it claims to control the past as well as the future. In spite of all the lying and self-righteousness that war encourages, I do not honestly think it can be said that that habit of mind is growing in Britain. Taking one thing with another, I should say that the press is slightly freer than it was before the war. I know out of my own experience that you can print things now which you couldn’t print ten years ago. War resisters have probably been less maltreated in this war than in the last one, and the expression of unpopular opinion in public is certainly safer. There is some hope, therefore, that the liberal habit of mind, which thinks of truth as something outside yourself, something to be discovered, and not as something you can make up as you go along, will survive. But I still don’t envy the future historian’s job. Is it not a strange commentary on our time that even the casualties in the present war cannot be estimated within several millions?
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Roger Dorn » Mon Mar 11, 2013 19:00:50

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ralphbenko/ ... versation/

The government is getting ready for civil unrest! I don't actually really think this is the case, but curious as to the opinions of others. If anything seems like more government waste.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Slowhand » Mon Mar 11, 2013 19:34:18

I just recently learned of this Reptilian conspiracy. Speechless.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Phred » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:03:16

Slowhand wrote:I just recently learned of this Reptilian conspiracy. Speechless.


Makes more sense than the God conspiracy.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby VoxOrion » Thu Mar 14, 2013 14:09:02

Since I started this thread can I delete it now?

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Mar 14, 2013 14:29:24

VoxOrion wrote:Since I started this thread can I delete it now?



As if that would be your own decision. We know who pulls the strings, and it's a skein that leads back through three continents and into the highest offices of power.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Bucky » Thu Mar 14, 2013 14:32:14

I didn't realize Mrs. Vox was traveling overseas

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby VoxOrion » Thu Mar 14, 2013 18:48:33

swishnicholson wrote:
VoxOrion wrote:Since I started this thread can I delete it now?



As if that would be your own decision. We know who pulls the strings, and it's a skein that leads back through three continents and into the highest offices of power.


I operate so big no one can believe I'm this obvious. I'm the Argo of intergalactic conspiracies.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby drsmooth » Thu Mar 14, 2013 19:09:40

VoxOrion wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:
VoxOrion wrote:Since I started this thread can I delete it now?



As if that would be your own decision. We know who pulls the strings, and it's a skein that leads back through three continents and into the highest offices of power.


I operate so big no one can believe I'm this obvious. I'm the Argo of intergalactic conspiracies.


I replied previously, but my reply was deleted. Coincidence?
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby pacino » Wed Apr 03, 2013 09:43:16

Americans believes in conspiracies:
37% of voters believe global warming is a hoax, 51% do not. Republicans say global warming is a hoax by a 58-25 margin, Democrats disagree 11-77, and Independents are more split at 41-51. 61% of Romney voters believe global warming is a hoax

- 6% of voters believe Osama bin Laden is still alive

- 21% of voters say a UFO crashed in Roswell, NM in 1947 and the US government covered it up. More Romney voters (27%) than Obama voters (16%) believe in a UFO coverup

- 28% of voters believe secretive power elite with a globalist agenda is conspiring to eventually rule the world through an authoritarian world government, or New World Order. A plurality of Romney voters (38%) believe in the New World Order compared to 35% who don’t

- 28% of voters believe Saddam Hussein was involved in the 9/11 attacks. 36% of Romney voters believe Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11, 41% do not

- 20% of voters believe there is a link between childhood vaccines and autism, 51% do not

- 7% of voters think the moon landing was faked

- 13% of voters think Barack Obama is the anti-Christ, including 22% of Romney voters

- Voters are split 44%-45% on whether Bush intentionally misled about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. 72% of Democrats think Bush lied about WMDs, Independents agree 48-45, just 13% of Republicans think so

- 29% of voters believe aliens exist

- 14% of voters say the CIA was instrumental in creating the crack cocaine epidemic in America’s inner cities in the 1980’s

- 9% of voters think the government adds fluoride to our water supply for sinister reasons (not just dental health)

- 4% of voters say they believe “lizard people” control our societies by gaining political power
- 51% of voters say a larger conspiracy was at work in the JFK assassination, just 25% say Oswald acted alone

- 14% of voters believe in Bigfoot

- 15% of voters say the government or the media adds mind-controlling technology to TV broadcast signals (the so-called Tinfoil Hat crowd)

- 5% believe exhaust seen in the sky behind airplanes is actually chemicals sprayed by the government for sinister reasons

- 15% of voters think the medical industry and the pharmaceutical industry “invent” new diseases to make money

- Just 5% of voters believe that Paul McCartney actually died in 1966

- 11% of voters believe the US government allowed 9/11 to happen, 78% do not agree
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:23:17

pacino wrote:- 15% of voters think the medical industry and the pharmaceutical industry “invent” new diseases to make money


It depends on how you define "invent" I guess (it's probably more accurate to say they invent new medications to treat things that may not need to be treated with a drug), but this is probably the closest to the truth out of all of those things listed, and it has one of the lowest response rates. smdh, stupid Americans.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:25:48

similarly, the word "instrumental" here

- 14% of voters say the CIA was instrumental in creating the crack cocaine epidemic in America’s inner cities in the 1980’s

they let a shit ton of drugs in to the country to further their interests in South America

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby pacino » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:26:44

Voters are split 44%-45% on whether Bush intentionally misled about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. 72% of Democrats think Bush lied about WMDs, Independents agree 48-45, just 13% of Republicans think so

this one is true

so is probably the alien thing, depending on what we define as aliens
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby stevelxa476 » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:32:15

I am surprised the Paul McCartney one is that high. I didn't think that one was that well known anymore.
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