Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby phatj » Mon Dec 02, 2013 13:06:02

Bezos is also a member of the Pentavirate
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Monkeyboy » Mon Dec 02, 2013 14:55:00

Thanks to that bastard, I crave Kentucky Fried Chicken fortnightly.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby stevelxa476 » Mon Dec 02, 2013 15:29:28

I would say that PTK wrote that, but it was too short and only had a few question marks that were used correctly.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Dec 02, 2013 16:23:44

Woody wrote:
And Amazon has never made a profit. It's almost like powerful people are using it to pursue an agenda . . .

And you forgot to mention how Amazon has killed local ma and pa stores and the U.S. Postal service and robbed local governments of sales taxes.

Immediate reaction was why does Amazon hate Massachusetts and Pennsylvania.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Dec 02, 2013 16:25:42

It's not really conspiracy if they're doing it out in the open.

And why do right wing conspiracy nuts hate the government having drones, but are willing to make an exception for the border patrol?
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Dec 02, 2013 16:29:52

Don't lump your crazies all together like that. It's chex mix, not rice krispies.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Werthless » Mon Dec 02, 2013 18:17:45

Woody wrote:
And Amazon has never made a profit. It's almost like powerful people are using it to pursue an agenda . . .

And you forgot to mention how Amazon has killed local ma and pa stores and the U.S. Postal service and robbed local governments of sales taxes.

A good conspiracy needs a murder!

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby td11 » Mon Dec 02, 2013 18:18:55

WheelsFellOff wrote:
Woody wrote:
And Amazon has never made a profit. It's almost like powerful people are using it to pursue an agenda . . .

And you forgot to mention how Amazon has killed local ma and pa stores and the U.S. Postal service and robbed local governments of sales taxes.

Immediate reaction was why does Amazon hate Massachusetts and Pennsylvania.


:-D
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby ashton » Tue Feb 11, 2014 19:40:25

Debbie McCormick is a Canadian agent sent to destroy US Olympic curling.

She was born in Canada to Canadian parents. She beats out all the other US teams in the Olympic trials, then stinks up the joint in the Olympics. Canada wins the gold. Her ugly face dissuades American men from taking up curling.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby thephan » Wed Feb 12, 2014 09:17:12

Werthless wrote:
Woody wrote:
And Amazon has never made a profit. It's almost like powerful people are using it to pursue an agenda . . .

And you forgot to mention how Amazon has killed local ma and pa stores and the U.S. Postal service and robbed local governments of sales taxes.

A good conspiracy needs a murder!


With Prime you can get that covered in 2 days or less.
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Feb 12, 2014 09:54:02

this is my favorite conspiracy theory currently

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby The Dude » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:57:09

amazing
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby td11 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:59:33

The Dude wrote:amazing

really is
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Youseff » Wed Feb 12, 2014 13:17:57

the personality trajectory from Hicks to Jones is pretty believable too
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby The Dude » Wed Feb 12, 2014 13:44:23

Jeff Rense is actually Mitch Hedberg
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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Bucky » Thu Feb 13, 2014 00:44:17

who are hicks and jones

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Slowhand » Thu Feb 13, 2014 15:15:00

Not much of a resemblance IMO

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby phatj » Wed Mar 05, 2014 00:06:16

Proponents of so-called "plate tectonics" are conspiring to prevent the sheeple from knowing that the earth is, in fact, expanding.

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Re: Conspiracy Theories: A Blog

Postby Bucky » Fri Mar 14, 2014 15:19:34

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