Pet Peeves a new volume:

by **azrider** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:08:47

JUburton wrote:
Ace Rothstein wrote:When people call a sandwich, a sammich
a friend of mine calls them sammies and laptops lappies and hes a 34 year old man and i want to slap his fucking face.

probably calls his desktop a " 'pooder" too?

by **Napalm** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:15:42

ya'llz jelly af. totes on that

by **Slowhand** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 13:08:58

azrider wrote:
JUburton wrote:
Ace Rothstein wrote:When people call a sandwich, a sammich
a friend of mine calls them sammies and laptops lappies and hes a 34 year old man and i want to slap his fucking face.

probably calls his desktop a " 'pooder" too?

Hey, there's nothing wrong with this.

by **TomatoPie** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 15:05:51

Ace Rothstein wrote:When people call a sandwich, a sammich

what about sangawitch

by **thephan** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 15:50:47

Things I've learned on this page: JUB needs to find a new friend, Slowhand's act might not be an act, and TP speaks a made up language.

by **Werthless** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 18:10:57

"vacay"

by **Bucky** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 18:31:03

"inbox me"

by **The Dude** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 18:48:32

“I need you”

by **Bucky** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 18:55:22

you don't like the beatles?

by **azrider** » Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:31:48

besides of course the aforementioned "words" that were created by a two year old who can't pronunciate properly... #blessed

AnD THiS tOO

by **JUburton** » Fri Aug 02, 2019 16:25:59

Two of the people in this car to a bachelor party just said sammies and sandos and now I have to ask you all bail me out tomorrow.

by **PrattRules** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 09:35:29

signatures that aren't legible

by **thephan** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 09:58:54

azrider wrote:besides of course the aforementioned "words" that were created by a two year old who can't pronunciate properly... #blessed

It has to be deployed properly. For instance:

I had a long day Tuesday and opted to not watch the Phillies fail on every side of the baseball coughing up yet another awkward loss to the DBacks. #Blessed

Snark is totally appropriate. Using it when the kid pee's in the toilet rather then the wall is #pathetic

by **phatj** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 22:05:45

PrattRules wrote:signatures that aren't legible

You must frequently be peeved

by **phatj** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 22:06:38

I may have mentioned this previously, but people who say "no pun intended" when the pun was clearly intended.

by **Napalm** » Wed Aug 07, 2019 22:10:06

phatj wrote:I may have mentioned this previously, but people who say "no pun intended" when the pun was clearly intended.

in the flow of conversation, this stuff is subconsciously pulled to mind through word associations. The corny joke set ups speak for themselves tho

by **azrider** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 18:45:19

Been bothering me for years...

I can fully understand a musician not knowing or understanding correct baseball terminology, but a fucking speedball?

Come on Bruce, every musician knows what the hell that is! Don't care if it's going on 30+ years or so... Fix it dude

by **PrattRules** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 20:26:08

makes him look like a fool

by **Uncle Milty** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 20:31:58

PrattRules wrote:signatures that aren't legible

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by **Bucky** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 22:35:03

PrattRules wrote:makes him look like a fool

, boy

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