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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby swishnicholson » Sat Oct 27, 2018 21:37:53

The Dude wrote:they're both dumb. just say what it is. it's broccoli or asparagus


What if it's a tuber?
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Sat Oct 27, 2018 21:39:20

IT'S NOT A TUBER

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby swishnicholson » Sat Oct 27, 2018 22:54:04

Bucky wrote:IT'S NOT A TUBER


Thank you. :-D
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Phred » Mon Oct 29, 2018 08:24:29

The Dude wrote:they're both dumb. just say what it is. it's broccoli or asparagus


What if you don't know?

"Excuse me, what kind of vegetables/veggies/veg come with the meatloaf special?"
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Dec 04, 2018 23:02:04

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Fri Feb 08, 2019 15:14:17

Posting links with no context.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Feb 08, 2019 15:22:27

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Fri Feb 08, 2019 15:25:21

How dare you.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby phatj » Sat Feb 09, 2019 22:52:01

Ending every sentence with an ellipsis.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Sun Feb 10, 2019 09:21:23

what's wrong with that...Image

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby swishnicholson » Sun Feb 10, 2019 16:04:44

Bucky wrote:what's wrong with that...Image


It's too obscure.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Feb 19, 2019 22:47:54

was just driving home and saw a cop rapidly approaching. there were two cars between us and we all pull over. cop flies by and the guy behind me quickly jumps back out to get around me before i can get back on the road. really stoked the road rage in me.

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Feb 20, 2019 00:56:42

ReadingPhilly wrote:was just driving home and saw a cop rapidly approaching. there were two cars between us and we all pull over. cop flies by and the guy behind me quickly jumps back out to get around me before i can get back on the road. really stoked the road rage in me.


Would have the same effect on me. I really hope you shot him.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:06:58

People who walk into an area after opening a door, then stop directly in front of the door, resulting in blocking traffic. WTF?
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:29:42

Luzinski's Gut wrote:People who walk into an area after opening a door, then stop directly in front of the door, resulting in blocking traffic. WTF?


Ha! I was thinking about this the other day and forgot to post it here. Those people are sociopaths.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:00:54

underwear without a fly

why, just why

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Grotewold » Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:01:52

Bucky wrote:underwear without a fly

why, just why


I have never used my underwear fly. Which one of us is the weirdo

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby thephan » Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:07:24

Grotewold wrote:
Bucky wrote:underwear without a fly

why, just why


I have never used my underwear fly. Which one of us is the weirdo


I’m always freaked out by dudes like grotesque who drop the pants to the knee to take a leak at the ballpark.

:lol:
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby thephan » Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:08:37

phatj wrote:Ending every sentence with an ellipsis.


Sorry... I’ll try harder...
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:09:46

Team Grote.
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