Stupid kids asking celebrities online to got to the prom with them. If it goes viral it puts the celebrity in an awkward situation. It's like when you were 8 years old and you saw some damn great-aunt that you never saw before and she wanted to give you a kiss and expected you to return the favor. You got pressured into it... And it sucked. She should've been happy and everyone else too, that I was friendly and at least acknowledged her presence.

Also, get a real date like everyone else.

http://www.azfamily.com/story/35076469/ ... goes-viral

People who walk on (their) left side of a hallway. There is an invisible center line and the same rules of the road apply!

Or sidewalk and doorway! And if they come out or go in the wrong door you're trying to use and they look at you like you're in the wrong,

If you were even slightly bearish on how much pepperoni pizza to order, don't you dare grab a second pepperoni slice until the pepperoni bulls tap out

Slowhand wrote:People who walk on (their) left side of a hallway. There is an invisible center line and the same rules of the road apply!

what if you're in london

Bucky wrote:

Slowhand wrote:People who walk on (their) left side of a hallway. There is an invisible center line and the same rules of the road apply!

what if you're in london

Then you two probably won't run in to each other. I mean, how often do you get to London, Bucky?

about twice a year

We should be more like Japan! Never a problem.

Except which side you should stand/walk on an escalator varies from city to city.

So, less like Japan.

multiple national flags on one pole.

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Grotewold wrote:If you were even slightly bearish on how much pepperoni pizza to order, don't you dare grab a second pepperoni slice until the pepperoni bulls tap out

It's amazing how many people don't know how to order pizza properly.

As long as everyone is beyond their childhood years there's really no point in ordering a plain cheese pizza. Vegetarians can just pick up the meat. Or go hungry.

Email signatures with email addresses

"That's not a good look for him," in reference to some poor behavior or comments.

It's an impersonal criticism meant to remove the speaker from feeling like he is judging the other person. Either you think it's offensive, or not.

People in their car at an intersection who don't realize the light has turned green because they're looking at their phone. More than a pet peeve, really. It really pisses me off based on how prevalent it is. Today it was three consecutive lights with the same idiot woman. The first two lights I gave her the polite double tap (/PiP) on the horn. The third time I said screw it and laid on the horn and she got pissed and flipped me off.

and she gave you the finger?

in phoenix she would've reached under the seat, grabbed her glock and put about 3-5 rounds in your window and door.

Slowhand wrote:As long as everyone is beyond their childhood years there's really no point in ordering a plain cheese pizza. Vegetarians can just pick up the meat. Or go hungry.

I have tried many pizzas, and I can say unequivocally that the best and most natural pizza toppings are peppers and onions. I like the peppers raw if they'll do it, for a bit of crunch, but most places won't.

People who transliterate conversations with their children on to Facebook, preserving every labialized "r" in all its Fuddian glory because they think it's cute. Here's a hint: your child isn't cute, and you are downright unbearable.

So fucking annoying to read.

People should have $10 deducted from their paycheck every time they take the elevator down 1 floor.

my workplace would have a few people that would be in the negative