Pet Peeves a new volume:

Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Grotewold » Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:14:04

thephan wrote:I’m always freaked out by dudes like grotesque


well thats rude

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby PrattRules » Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:27:08

Slowhand wrote:Team Grote.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby azrider » Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:23:31

Grotewold wrote:
Bucky wrote:underwear without a fly

why, just why


I have never used my underwear fly. Which one of us is the weirdo


yeah, it would take like a good 15 minutes trying to get your junk out of it, let alone trying to get it back in.

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Phred » Wed Feb 20, 2019 15:29:11

Uncle Milty wrote:Why pull it all the way back up when you can just exit at the leg opening of your boxer briefs?


Or cargo shorts
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby thephan » Wed Feb 20, 2019 15:39:53

Grotewold wrote:
thephan wrote:I’m always freaked out by dudes like grotesque


well thats rude


Thank you to auto complete, but I good on the pants up @ the urinal.
yawn

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Fri Feb 22, 2019 19:28:00

my humidifier takes distilled water, which of course is purchased by the gallon. It hold about 5 ounces short of one gallon.

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby phatj » Fri Feb 22, 2019 23:18:59

Too bad distilled water is poisonous
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Fri Feb 22, 2019 23:24:27

i would like to have seen montana

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Fri Feb 22, 2019 23:41:26

Drank distilled water for years growing up. Oh well.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby azrider » Tue Jul 30, 2019 13:29:54

a police officer pulling you over and saying "you seem rather nervous".

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Jul 30, 2019 17:20:07

Discounts for senior citizens make no sense. No age group has more disposable cash than seniors. There should be discounts for parents paying tuition, broke college students, and millennials with student loan payments trying to get a mortgage. I guess you could add parents paying for daycare too. Those people need discounts.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby The Dude » Tue Jul 30, 2019 20:28:59

it's bc often they're making less than what they were making before they retired. they're on a fixed income and can't really get a raise anymore
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby azrider » Tue Jul 30, 2019 20:32:47

also can't throw down the food at the golden corral like they could 15-20 years ago.

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Tue Jul 30, 2019 20:41:56

yeah, i did my mom's books like the last 3 years of her life, and that $1200 a month SS didn't go very far. Oftentimes I had to supplement her checking account to make up the difference.

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Ace Rothstein » Tue Jul 30, 2019 21:34:59

When people call a sandwich, a sammich

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Slowhand » Tue Jul 30, 2019 21:38:24

Ace Rothstein wrote:When people call a sandwich, a sammich


Oooh I hate this one.
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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby JUburton » Wed Jul 31, 2019 09:57:24

Ace Rothstein wrote:When people call a sandwich, a sammich
a friend of mine calls them sammies and laptops lappies and hes a 34 year old man and i want to slap his fucking face.

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby The Dude » Wed Jul 31, 2019 09:58:03

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby JUburton » Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:03:04

hmm

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Re: Pet Peeves a new volume:

Postby Bucky » Wed Jul 31, 2019 10:04:36

you sure he's referring to laptop computers with that second one

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