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* The Seinfeld thread *
Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by my cousin mose » Wed Jun 20, 2012 16:12:19
WE MUST LOOK TO THE COOKIE!
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by CFP » Wed Jun 20, 2012 16:51:56
I've been thinking about making rankings of my own. IDK what comes to mind for my top 5, but probably:
Pen
Chinese Restaurant
Marine Biologist
Cadillac
Puffy Shirt
I could sit here all night and try to rank them and would never be satisfied
Pen
Chinese Restaurant
Marine Biologist
Cadillac
Puffy Shirt
I could sit here all night and try to rank them and would never be satisfied
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by Bucky » Wed Jun 20, 2012 17:17:35
ek wrote:kruger, my son tells me your company stinks
literal LOL just reading this
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by SK790 » Wed Jun 20, 2012 18:29:42
Nobody's every broken the 50% barrier!
I like teh waether
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by SK790 » Wed Jun 20, 2012 18:30:59
from imbd:
Newman: Too many people got their mail. Close to 80%. Nobody's ever cracked the 50% barrier.
Jerry: I tried my best!
Newman: *Exactly*. You're a disgrace to the uniform.
[Newman rips USPS patch off of coat]
Jerry: You know, this is your coat.
Newman: [looks at torn patch] Damn.
Newman: Too many people got their mail. Close to 80%. Nobody's ever cracked the 50% barrier.
Jerry: I tried my best!
Newman: *Exactly*. You're a disgrace to the uniform.
[Newman rips USPS patch off of coat]
Jerry: You know, this is your coat.
Newman: [looks at torn patch] Damn.
I like teh waether
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by gr » Sat Jun 23, 2012 00:47:20
Whattaya say, Cosmo?
HEY, EVERYTHING MY MAN.
Maybe my favorite exchange of the series.
HEY, EVERYTHING MY MAN.
Maybe my favorite exchange of the series.
"You practicing for the Hit Parade?"
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by SK790 » Mon Jun 25, 2012 18:54:45
War What Is It Good For?
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by gr » Sun Jul 01, 2012 01:30:31
Give me a schtickle of flouride.
"You practicing for the Hit Parade?"
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by CFP » Mon Jul 02, 2012 19:10:51
I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless you don't care. And when you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive.
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by CFP » Mon Jul 02, 2012 19:42:35
I am freaking out! I am freaking out!
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by PTOITWCFTPP » Sat Jul 07, 2012 01:11:41
ek wrote:My name is george. im unemployed and live with my parents.
were you also watching that clip show rerun tonight?
elaine. do women know about shrinkage? You mean like laundry?
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Tom Brady bereft on the turf, it has literally been ripped from his grasp
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by gr » Sat Jul 07, 2012 01:13:05
you kept making all the stops?
WELL THEY KEPT RINGIN THE BELL!
WELL THEY KEPT RINGIN THE BELL!
"You practicing for the Hit Parade?"
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by stevelxa476 » Sat Jul 07, 2012 08:39:51
You kept making all the stops?!
Yes son. I'm the best mono-thingy guy there ever was.
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by CFP » Wed Jul 25, 2012 19:42:50
Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by momadance » Wed Jul 25, 2012 19:59:56
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *
by gr » Wed Aug 22, 2012 15:23:18
Who's this chucker?
"You practicing for the Hit Parade?"
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