* The Seinfeld thread *

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Postby my cousin mose » Mon Apr 30, 2012 15:45:20

man, that michael jordan's so PHONY
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby BDawk » Mon Apr 30, 2012 16:23:53

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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby FTN » Mon Apr 30, 2012 16:44:41

my cousin mose wrote:man, that michael jordan's so PHONY


just watched that episode last night. one of my favorite lines.

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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby SK790 » Mon Apr 30, 2012 17:01:45



that whole sequence is so good. the hat part is hilarious on it's own, but then you add the phony bit.
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby my cousin mose » Mon Apr 30, 2012 17:05:05

FTN wrote:
my cousin mose wrote:man, that michael jordan's so PHONY


just watched that episode last night. one of my favorite lines.

yeah. i've had that dude saying that stuck in my head for years. i reference it every now and then IRL and always end up having to explain it
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby PrattRules » Mon Apr 30, 2012 18:21:43

It's pronounced thermometer.
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby SK790 » Mon Apr 30, 2012 19:46:05

Heard Despardo on the radio on the way home. Always think of this when I hear that song:

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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby SK790 » Fri May 04, 2012 16:30:16

Just took a phone call from a guy named Bob Cobb. Was tough not to laugh.
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby Bill McNeal » Sat May 05, 2012 13:24:54

I just discovered that you can stream episodes on crackle for free, they have ios apps, maybe other platforms as well, I think Xbox too.

Also, my dad started a new job about a year ago and they can't do anything right. Their biggest customer threatened to sue because they had a contract to deliver product for a building and they were over 2 weeks late and no one had even put a ticket in to start he work order yet. My father told the CEO, and the ceo's response was "sounds like we shoulda done something about that" and walked away. He works for Kruger, the company name even kinda sounds like kruuuuuger.
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby FTN » Sat May 05, 2012 17:33:24

the sniffing accountant is an all time classic.

"did he use a lot of slang? did he say "man" a lot?" i mean, when he was leaving, did he say "im splittin"...?"

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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby stevelxa476 » Mon May 14, 2012 14:30:37

The episode where George gets caught looking at Russell's teenage daughter's cleavage was on last night. Never realized until last night that the girl was played by Denise Richards.
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby Bucky » Mon May 14, 2012 14:33:08

poke, peek. poke, peek.

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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon May 14, 2012 14:37:57

Saw the one where Kramer is acting out the illnesses for med students. The Asian med student who guesses gonorrhea is Jin from lost.
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby FTN » Mon May 14, 2012 14:41:10

most of the characters from the saw movies were in seinfeld episodes, which i find amusing

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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby SK790 » Mon May 14, 2012 15:50:07

is that a drake's coffee cake?
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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby gr » Mon May 14, 2012 19:14:21

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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby FTN » Mon May 14, 2012 19:35:28

you know what bugs me? in the season 7 episode where jerry goes to the movies alone (its either the first or second ep of the season) because george got back together with susan, when he walks out of the theater the guy he is talking about firestorm with is the same guy who drives the maroon golf in the puerto rico day parade.

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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby PrattRules » Mon May 14, 2012 22:21:52

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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Mon May 14, 2012 23:44:12

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Re: * The Seinfeld thread *

Postby Barry Jive » Tue May 15, 2012 00:56:57

FTN wrote:you know what bugs me? in the season 7 episode where jerry goes to the movies alone (its either the first or second ep of the season) because george got back together with susan, when he walks out of the theater the guy he is talking about firestorm with is the same guy who drives the maroon golf in the puerto rico day parade.


that dude's in a lot of random stuff. I saw him in a movie and was like, "I know that guy!," hit IMDb and realized he was the Maroon Golf guy. The movie I saw him in was Three Men and a Baby
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