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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby 1 » Wed Jul 24, 2013 21:30:51

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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:42:27

I wonder what it feels like to wear a shirt with that stuff. Does a cotton shirt still breathe? Does it absorb perspiration, or does your sweat just bead up all on the inside and drip into your pants? If you find yourself on naked and afraid, do the two cans needed count as one item or two? Speaking of naked and afraid, does it repel biting insects? Why is the guy in the video wearing gloves when he sprays mustard on his CEO?

Also, I'm pretty sure I want that google thing, but I'm also pretty sure google is using it to add to its data collection on me.
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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby Woody » Thu Jul 25, 2013 13:20:51

I'd like to see someone develop a few billion gallons of that and dump it in the ocean

Also more practically could you apply it to the inside of a new toilet and then never have to clean that toilet?
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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Jul 25, 2013 13:29:49

the guy at the end is wearing a millersville shirt!

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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby JFLNYC » Thu Jul 25, 2013 13:58:14

Woody wrote:I'd like to see someone develop a few billion gallons of that and dump it in the ocean

Also more practically could you apply it to the inside of a new toilet and then never have to clean that toilet?


Unfortunately then your piss would shoot right back at you.
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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby Bucky » Thu Jul 25, 2013 14:21:26

I've had my eye on this stuff. I can't really think of a great use-case, though. Maybe that toilet scenario. How about exterior window glass??

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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby Napalm » Thu Jul 25, 2013 14:24:48

i'd put it on my windshield

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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby phatj » Thu Jul 25, 2013 14:30:15

Bucky wrote:I've had my eye on this stuff. I can't really think of a great use-case, though. Maybe that toilet scenario. How about exterior window glass??

Not interior because...? Seems like this would repel fingerprints
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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby Woody » Thu Jul 25, 2013 14:38:54

yeah it seems like this shit would basically keep anything clean forever
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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby Bucky » Thu Jul 25, 2013 14:42:13

would it protect against STDs because

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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby Shore » Thu Jul 25, 2013 14:47:58

I need like 6 gallons of this.... Floors, windows, windshields, ties (no, really), my son's collection of basketball shoes, refrigerator, deck, iphone/ipad...

This would be so much fun to fuck around with.

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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby phatj » Thu Jul 25, 2013 14:48:48

The one question in that link seems pertinent:

C) How much cancer will it give me, and how quickly?
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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby Shore » Thu Jul 25, 2013 14:50:14

phatj wrote:The one question in that link seems pertinent:

C) How much cancer will it give me, and how quickly?



I'm assuming all carcinogens would bounce off the shit like beads of water.

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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby td11 » Thu Jul 25, 2013 14:50:39

pretty sure that it is a massive environmental/health hazard
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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby Shore » Thu Jul 25, 2013 14:53:46

td11 wrote:pretty sure that it is a massive environmental/health hazard


Not if you coat the entire environment with it. Then it's all protected.

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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby JFLNYC » Thu Jul 25, 2013 14:55:26

My understanding is that it wears off pretty quickly.
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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jul 25, 2013 15:21:19

Well, well cover your understanding of it with it and then it'll go nowhere

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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jul 25, 2013 15:41:24

JFLNYC wrote:My understanding is that it wears off pretty quickly.

Which makes the environmental/health hazards worse--if the stuff stayed put where you sprayed it, it would be less likely to go places you didn't want it. Of course, in part, aerosolizing it is already a problem. Breathe that stuff in and it probably has implications for how your lungs work. And if it really is a "nano" substance, then it passes through cell walls pretty easily.

But still, I like the no-drip toilet brush.
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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby Woody » Thu Jul 25, 2013 16:17:45

I'll bet you could huff it and then apply the top coat to your coffee to become Aquaman
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Re: The bitchin' gadgets thread

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jul 25, 2013 16:29:41

Drop in some grass fed butter and coconut oil and you have water proof coffee!

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