Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Napalm » Fri Jul 24, 2020 20:34:16

Slowhand wrote:
Ace Rothstein wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Getting an ad for a site called Yoins, and the banner has women in yoga pants and sundresses.

Link


https://us.yoins.com/Sporty-Elastic-Wai ... s=category

Those butts can't be real

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Jul 24, 2020 20:36:30

Napalm wrote:
Slowhand wrote:
Ace Rothstein wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Getting an ad for a site called Yoins, and the banner has women in yoga pants and sundresses.

Link


https://us.yoins.com/Sporty-Elastic-Wai ... s=category

Those butts can't be real


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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Fri Jul 24, 2020 21:33:46

We've got a Maxfield Parrish sunset.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Jul 24, 2020 21:50:28

TenuredVulture wrote:We've got a Maxfield Parrish sunset.


He may not have been great, but I still think it was right for the Phillies to sign him.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Swiggers » Fri Jul 24, 2020 23:06:32

Bill McNeal wrote:I like ketchup on hot dogs FITE ME


I thought only Midwesterners were snotty about that.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Fri Jul 24, 2020 23:26:48

Swiggers wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:I like ketchup on hot dogs FITE ME


I thought only Midwesterners were snotty about that.

No. I remember a NJ place as a kid that didn't even have ketchup. I hated going there until Pop started keeping a couple ketchup packets in the car.
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bucky » Sat Jul 25, 2020 14:13:14

listed that iPad for $321 (ebay's recommendation) and within an hour got two identical messages from the same person

Can I take it for 100$

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby 1 » Sat Jul 25, 2020 14:17:56

Who won?
How did it end?
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bucky » Sat Jul 25, 2020 14:22:21

you lost

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sat Jul 25, 2020 15:16:01

PayPal still hasn’t released my money.
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Sat Jul 25, 2020 17:15:36

Anytime I hear about putting ketchup on a hot dog it reminds me of a story back in 8th grade sex ed.

Some smart ass, not me, asked the teacher if it was okay to have sex when a girl is on her period. The teachers response was that most people don't put ketchup on hot dogs, however those that do like it a lot. Incredible.

Fast forward 2 years later, another sex ed teacher in high school recommended if we did not have condoms and you really need to have sex jump in a hot tub and make sure you stay in there for more than 15 minutes in water that is greater than 105°.

Just more examples showing that America was indeed a great nation! Taught by great teachers! True Americans!

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:47:22

ran out of metal-cutting blades for my oscillating tool. The blue and orange stores are literally 10x more expensive than amazon with no perceivable increase in quality or life, so I ordered two different brands from amazon, hoping that at least one would ship UPS or USPS so I'd have them before 11AM. Both shipped with Amazon Logistics. I'll be lucky to have them by 9PM. :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:21:21

Bucky wrote:ran out of metal-cutting blades for my oscillating tool.


Man, I hate when that happens!
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:23:02

SUCKS dunnit

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Mon Jul 27, 2020 11:27:26

They are ridiculously priced
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jul 27, 2020 13:00:13

go to the CVS drive through to pick up a prescription...ease in to get close to the window...and BAM (well, wasn't not even close to that dramatic) I hit a makeshift sample collection container they had screwed to a piece of wood and then screwed to the wall somehow. was going 2MPH tops, and the corner of the board STILL put a hole straight through my fiberglass fender. I know I should've seen it, but in that scenario, where I've pulled up to the same drive-through window dozens of times...you'd think they would've thought of that when hanging the collection container. Didn't harm that at all NO, just a hole in my @#$% car.

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby azrider » Mon Jul 27, 2020 13:09:09

rough day

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Mon Jul 27, 2020 13:12:31

Bucky wrote:go to the CVS drive through to pick up a prescription...ease in to get close to the window...and BAM (well, wasn't not even close to that dramatic) I hit a makeshift sample collection container they had screwed to a piece of wood and then screwed to the wall somehow. was going 2MPH tops, and the corner of the board STILL put a hole straight through my fiberglass fender. I know I should've seen it, but in that scenario, where I've pulled up to the same drive-through window dozens of times...you'd think they would've thought of that when hanging the collection container. Didn't harm that at all NO, just a hole in my @#$% car.


No concern for the collection container. smh
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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Bucky » Mon Jul 27, 2020 13:14:33

YOU DIDN'T READ MY LAST SENTENCE DID YOU

(and it was actually last week, i just thought of it now because i was back at CVS. went inside this time since i wanted to grab a tastykake too instead of just picking up the scipt)

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Re: Shove me in the RANDOM water, before I get too deep

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Mon Jul 27, 2020 13:18:13

Oh I did AND it just makes it worse.
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