CFP alluded to this but to actually see it makes you want to put your own head through a wall.

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Like he had fuck all to do with the number (which is most definitely rigged).

Waterfall of babble from trump in this PC

Peak babble

traderdave wrote:

CFP wrote:Unemployment rate is down to 13.3%, 2.5 million new jobs added. Seems fishy to me...

Wonder if they are somehow including furloughed workers in the "new jobs" category. Those, of course, aren't new jobs.

yeah, is this every company that got a PPP to keep employees on 'the books?'

jamiethekiller wrote:

traderdave wrote:

CFP wrote:Unemployment rate is down to 13.3%, 2.5 million new jobs added. Seems fishy to me...

Wonder if they are somehow including furloughed workers in the "new jobs" category. Those, of course, aren't new jobs.

yeah, is this every company that got a PPP to keep employees on 'the books?'

apparently 1.4m were bar/restaurant jobs. wonder if half of those end up layed off in another month of business doesn't come back like expected.

jamiethekiller wrote:

traderdave wrote:

CFP wrote:Unemployment rate is down to 13.3%, 2.5 million new jobs added. Seems fishy to me...

Wonder if they are somehow including furloughed workers in the "new jobs" category. Those, of course, aren't new jobs.

yeah, is this every company that got a PPP to keep employees on 'the books?'

The thing is, he could rightfully take credit for that too. Say something like by providing immediate assistance to small business owners across the country my administration has helped 2.5 million people return to work and continue to get a paycheck. But no he just literally thanks himself and shouts into the void.

Donald Trump has suggested George Floyd will be pleased about US job numbers, saying the man who died after a police officer knelt on his neck "is hopefully looking down, saying this is a great thing".

What a fucking asshole.

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If you can stomach it you should watch the PC replay. He read like one scripted bullet and then went into a 40 minute frantic babble riff. If they release a transcript it needs to be a wall of text with no spaces to do it justice. Too much adderral today

Bill McNeal wrote:

Donald Trump has suggested George Floyd will be pleased about US job numbers, saying the man who died after a police officer knelt on his neck "is hopefully looking down, saying this is a great thing".

What a fucking asshole.

I would pay so much money to see the shocked faces of his staffers when he said this. Have fun spinning that one.

joe table wrote:If you can stomach it you should watch the PC replay. He read like one scripted bullet and then went into a 40 minute frantic babble riff. If they release a transcript it needs to be a wall of text with no spaces to do it justice. Too much adderral today

It's fascinating TV. Imagine his pain everytime he hits the 280 character limit on tweeter

joe table wrote:If you can stomach it you should watch the PC replay. He read like one scripted bullet and then went into a 40 minute frantic babble riff. If they release a transcript it needs to be a wall of text with no spaces to do it justice. Too much adderral today

Can you imagine what he's saying behind closed doors?

The B1G Piece wrote:

joe table wrote:If you can stomach it you should watch the PC replay. He read like one scripted bullet and then went into a 40 minute frantic babble riff. If they release a transcript it needs to be a wall of text with no spaces to do it justice. Too much adderral today

Can you imagine what he's saying behind closed doors?

I would like to do peyote with him in the desert, so he could talk himself dry and I could abandon him there to die.

Napalm wrote:

The B1G Piece wrote:

joe table wrote:If you can stomach it you should watch the PC replay. He read like one scripted bullet and then went into a 40 minute frantic babble riff. If they release a transcript it needs to be a wall of text with no spaces to do it justice. Too much adderral today

Can you imagine what he's saying behind closed doors?

I would like to do peyote with him in the desert, so he could talk himself dry and I could abandon him there to die.

godspeed

Biden has lost some zip on the fastball, but Trump is exponentially more incoherent. Too much diet coke or diet something.

If Biden can win in November, who becomes the new face of the GOP and the frontrunner for 2024? My early feelings are

Pence (obviously)
One or more of Trump's rotten kids (Ivanka or Don Jr-but who are we kidding, it will probably be Eric because nothing matters and why not)
Cotton (using the military to kill protesters fires up the base and the establishment)
Dan Crenshaw (he's been making the rounds on a lot of shows lately and has the gift of saying crazy things while not sounding crazy)

Rubio and Cruz are too tarnished by Trump's cucking of them last time.

Augustus wrote:Biden has lost some zip on the fastball, but Trump is exponentially more incoherent. Too much diet coke or diet something.

If Biden can win in November, who becomes the new face of the GOP and the frontrunner for 2024? My early feelings are

Pence (obviously)
One or more of Trump's rotten kids (Ivanka or Don Jr-but who are we kidding, it will probably be Eric because nothing matters and why not)
Cotton (using the military to kill protesters fires up the base and the establishment)
Dan Crenshaw (he's been making the rounds on a lot of shows lately and has the gift of saying crazy things while not sounding crazy)

Rubio and Cruz are too tarnished by Trump's cucking of them last time.

Josh Hawley
Ben Sasse maybe

Almost nobody like Tom Cotton.

obviously a darkhorse, but with the possibility of moving the convention to phx, some are saying it's to help raise the profile of governor doug ducey.

meh... don't think so, but that's some of the talk anyway.

trump really did crash and burn the republican party.

Augustus wrote:Biden has lost some zip on the fastball, but Trump is exponentially more incoherent. Too much diet coke or diet something.

If Biden can win in November, who becomes the new face of the GOP and the frontrunner for 2024? My early feelings are

Pence (obviously)
One or more of Trump's rotten kids (Ivanka or Don Jr-but who are we kidding, it will probably be Eric because nothing matters and why not)
Cotton (using the military to kill protesters fires up the base and the establishment)
Dan Crenshaw (he's been making the rounds on a lot of shows lately and has the gift of saying crazy things while not sounding crazy)

Rubio and Cruz are too tarnished by Trump's cucking of them last time.

You forget that if Trump loses he will still be eligible for another term.

I guarantee you he won't forget that.

azrider wrote:trump really did crash and burn the republican party.

Nah it has long been awful. He gave it one last gasp.

I could definitely see Sasse raising a ton of money, polling horrifically, dumping everything into Iowa, and losing to some other freakshow we don't even know about yet.