Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby The Savior » Thu Mar 12, 2020 21:38:39

Serious question: what does testing entail? Cotton swab then send to a lab? I mean, how does the process work and how come we cannot seem to make traction there?
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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby Bucky » Thu Mar 12, 2020 21:47:29

two swabs- throat or inner cheek and nose. Swabs sealed and sent to testing lab.

Holdup before was only PA DoH was doing testing in PA so that was a bottleneck. Recently Labcorp was enlisted to help process samples and soon (maybe even now) Quest is authorized. (but DON'T go to their locations to get tested. DO NOT).

See, it helps having a physician as chair of county commissioners- you get this level of detail in the press briefings....

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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 12, 2020 21:49:32

Hudson Odoi who is a young promising winger for Chelsea (the play soccer in England) tested positive for the virus

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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby pacino » Thu Mar 12, 2020 21:49:56

Most counties in PA also don't do shit and don't even have Departments of Health so they rely on the state for everything. The stage is way understaffed and way backed up.
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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby The Savior » Thu Mar 12, 2020 21:56:11

Trudeaus wife has it
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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby Bucky » Thu Mar 12, 2020 22:01:43

we only have the old fashioned mouth thermometers at my abode, so today i stopped at cvs to see if i could pick up a cheap scanning one. 45 bucks, yikes. Thought I had a 35% off coupon on my cvs card so i figured why not. Well, the coupon was expired and i payed full ride. checked amazon, those things are like a hundred bucks on there

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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Mar 12, 2020 22:05:03

should have bought an anal one just to be safe
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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 12, 2020 22:07:15

The Savior wrote:Trudeaus wife has it


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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby stevelxa476 » Thu Mar 12, 2020 22:08:45

CFP wrote:So in terms of sports, we're looking at what, golf? That's it?


No golf now either
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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby Uncle Milty » Thu Mar 12, 2020 22:10:21

The Savior wrote:Trudeaus wife has it

More like Doomsbury, amirite?
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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 12, 2020 22:11:52

Arsenal's manager, Mikel Arteta, has it too. They plan on playing games this week. Foolish. Imagine the season is over for the premier league.

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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby Bucky » Thu Mar 12, 2020 22:15:44

Uncle Milty wrote:
The Savior wrote:Trudeaus wife has it

More like Doomsbury, amirite?


noice, been wracking my brain to come up with something

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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby The Dude » Fri Mar 13, 2020 00:03:48

At least old people can’t talk shit anymore
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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Mar 13, 2020 00:07:51

The Dude wrote:At least old people can’t talk shit anymore


Not that it'll stop me anyway, but why is that?
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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby The Dude » Fri Mar 13, 2020 00:09:28

Like the whole “I walked through snow” shit. I like having the kids in a pandemic over them
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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Mar 13, 2020 00:13:19

The Dude wrote:Like the whole “I walked through snow” shit. I like having the kids in a pandemic over them


Oh for sure. Plus it builds character!
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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby azrider » Fri Mar 13, 2020 01:59:05

The Dude wrote:Like the whole “I walked through snow” shit. I like having the kids in a pandemic over them


can't say that was the first thought that crossed my head when you made the joke.

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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby azrider » Fri Mar 13, 2020 02:24:50

Inside Christtown's Walmart, around 5 p.m., there was no bottled water or toilet paper. "This is insanity," Cathy Acosta said. She said she only has two rolls of toilet paper left, and now she had to resort to buying baby wipes. "I don't know why people are stockpiling it, I don't know what they think they can prevent from happening," said Acosta.

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Hand sanitizer has been flying off store shelves with coronavirus fears looming.

It was a similar situation at the Safeway near 7th Street and Glendale Avenue. Around 3:30 p.m., there was almost no toilet paper or soap, but they did have bottled water. At the Walgreens close by, a sign read "limit two packages of toilet paper per customer."


i don't even care if i barely make it to the toilet because i have a 110 degree temperature and coughing up half my lung. i really just want to be reassured that a full roll of toilet paper will be there waiting for me to clean my fucking ass one last time so the coroner doesn't have to do it for me.

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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby thephan » Fri Mar 13, 2020 06:23:26

Ohio Department of Health Director Amy Acton:

”We know now, just the fact of community spread, says that at least 1 percent, at the very least, 1 percent of our population is carrying this virus in Ohio today," Acton said. "We have 11.7 million people. So the math is over 100,000. So that just gives you a sense of how this virus spreads and is spreading quickly."
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Re: Breakout! A COVID-19 Thread

Unread postby The Savior » Fri Mar 13, 2020 06:38:55

Trump Admin will announce widespread efforts to immediately increase testing. Public and private labs will be allowed to test.

Unfathomable it’s taken this long. Criminal.
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