A Georgia woman asked for a "Moana" cake for her daughter's party and the bakery misheard her

Beer is actually cheaper then water in Munich.

What in the name of fuck did Twitter do with that shitass new platform?

As I was driving earlier today, I was behind this beautiful old red Mercury Comet. People would drive past the guy and give him a thumbs up. When he would see that, he'd catch up to them a stop light, get out of the car and give them a MAGA hat. Even held up traffic once to do it. Kind of a weird thing to do. As I pulled up beside him, I saw that he had defaced this beautiful classic car with a YUGE TRUMP 2020 magnet. Now I don't know if people were giving him the thumbs up for the car, the magnet, or both. Don't think he knows, either.

probably should've put that in the florida thread

I sure hope Lil' Vulture bring home something good from the BBQ place where she works. They close on Sun/Mon, so it's not like they can really serve anything that's left at the end of her shift.

Years ago, my friend's roommate worked at a BBQ restaurant and would bring tons of food home after his shift. I don't think they really ever did any grocery shopping.

Slowhand wrote:Years ago, my friend's roommate worked at a BBQ restaurant and would bring tons of food home after his shift. I don't think they really ever did any grocery shopping.

Mr. David runs a pretty tight ship as far as free food goes. And since it's summer, and slow, he's not making as much. On top of that, Mrs. Glenda, who makes the pies (which are at least as good as the ribs) is off for a few weeks, so they're mostly offering pound cake and ice cream for dessert.

A salad? Really?

What a bummer.

You don’t win friends with salad.

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Slowhand wrote:You don’t win friends with salad.

Every time I think I'll step away from this board, I come across a pearl of wisdom like this and it keeps me hanging around.

A woman I worked with in Nashville just had her husband die. He was only about 32 or something like that. Pretty tragic as they have a child or two together. The weird thing is that this is the second husband of hers that has died suddenly in his early 30's. The police haven't released the body yet because there seems to be no obvious reason for his death.

I kinda wonder if she is killing her husbands.

My 2 year old over the last week has come up to me several times and given me really big hugs and told me that I'm really going to miss her.

It's starting to freak me out.

sub jalapeño slices in for relish in your tuna salad and have a summer

A woman I graduated high school with (class of ‘98) posted on Facebook yesterday pictures of her grandson.

You had a good run, bill

Bill McNeal wrote:A woman I graduated high school with (class of ‘98) posted on Facebook yesterday pictures of her grandson.

A girl I graduated with in ‘98 as well, just had her Grandson’s 7th Birthday party yesterday

Grotewold wrote:sub jalapeño slices in for relish in your tuna salad and have a summer

and substitute chicken for tuna and win the world

I think my two biggest foes in life are errant chunks of lettuce salad or onions.

I have a sixth sense. Gag reflex.