hair >> clean shave look >>>>> iPhone X > hanging on for dear life look

im just gonna get one of them soccer player haircuts and slick it all back so the balding spot is covered. checkmate.

The balding spot sounds like a shel Silverstein book

Been lucky, my hair is hanging in pretty good heading toward 40. Turning grey, especially my beard, but it’s pretty good!

Have you tried rogain? I tried the foam when I started getting worried that I’d lose it, but it made my head race and feel jumpy

Uncle Milty wrote:Maybe someone will make the male pattern mullet popular again.

In the hip hair styling circles, that my friend is referred to as a skullet. Also know regionally in the Philadelphia area as the BF.

A mild faux hawk is solid for male pattern baldness imo

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

azrider wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Propecia worked for a friend of mine with no side effects

costs like 40 a month though

Hair vs. iPhone x

iPhone x>hair

Can also save $$ and time on diy haircuts by just going the bald route. You should honestly be looking forward to this, Calvin.

obviously this is Calvin's decision and I don't know what it's like to not have luscious, thick (grey) hair but if I did, I would definitely take hair over an iPhone X

propecia sounds scary.

my old boss gave me shampoo once that i just used a handful of times. might go back to using that with actual regularity and see if it works. she was incredibly stressed and was losing a lot of her hair. it worked for her.

and it is hard to tell if it is growing or what. like i said, hard to look at the top of my head. i try and take photos of it but it isnt the same.

cal i had this crisis like a year ago just let it ride until a friend is like ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

also rogaine only works as long as youre using it so you gotta use it for fuckin ever.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:obviously this is Calvin's decision and I don't know what it's like to not have luscious, thick (grey) hair but if I did, I would definitely take hair over an iPhone X

I identify with these remarks.

I need a haircut pretty badly at the moment, and every time I go I am newly surprised at how thoroughly grey the hair is that falls on my lap. It's unclear why it remains surprising.

I’ve had gray hairs since 16/17 and it gets worse every day. No signs of balding (yet) so I guess I’ll take that trade off.

I have that same exact thing at the barber. I'm sure it's probably not much different but it always seems more grey than last time

I have a full head of luscious non gray hair. So blessed.

This is what the board has become.

Uncle Milty wrote:

Slowhand wrote:I have a full head of luscious non gray hair. So blessed.

<~~~~~~~but look at that cowlick!

What Slowhand does on the weekend is none of our business.

Alternative: Don't call Slowhand a cow

Werthless wrote:This is what the board has become.

we don't need an old people thread. We are an old people board.

Embrace it

Who cares

Grotewold wrote:

The Dude wrote:this morning i was set up my uber to take me to the airport, then decided i'd tidy up and take out the trash before the car came. i bent over to get the trash, stood up and didn't realize that the cabinet door was opened and got a nice gash on my forehead. it stopped bleeding right before i got in the car so that's good, but so far 3 people at the airport asked me about it

oof

speaking of uber, and lyft -- is it their policy all of a sudden to say "where we goin?" even though it's in their system? had that happen five or six times in a row

They're told to make conversation

pacino wrote:Embrace it

Who cares

Losing our hair or that we are now an old person board?

pacino wrote:

Grotewold wrote:

The Dude wrote:this morning i was set up my uber to take me to the airport, then decided i'd tidy up and take out the trash before the car came. i bent over to get the trash, stood up and didn't realize that the cabinet door was opened and got a nice gash on my forehead. it stopped bleeding right before i got in the car so that's good, but so far 3 people at the airport asked me about it

oof

speaking of uber, and lyft -- is it their policy all of a sudden to say "where we goin?" even though it's in their system? had that happen five or six times in a row

They're told to make conversation

Well if that’s the case hello again taxis