Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:25:30

Slowhand wrote:My parents would leave windows and doors open, but I never wandered off. Eventually they just gave up.



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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby Werthless » Mon Apr 15, 2019 09:33:59

Whenever I secure the means of egress in my house, I always say it in my head like Zumoff... "Locking all windows and doors!"

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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Fri Apr 26, 2019 15:13:46

Lil' Vulture graduates high school in 3 weeks. I'm pretty sure she only actually has to go to class for 2 more weeks, if that. Nevertheless, she managed to get Mrs. Vulture to call her out today at about 10 am. This was after I called her out yesterday around 2:30 so she could get a spray tan. (Saturday is prom, and she paid for the spray tan herself.) Senioritis is real.
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Unread postby The Dude » Fri Apr 26, 2019 19:08:20

Senior year I was basically one of the movie dorks from “Summer School”
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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby Bucky » Fri Apr 26, 2019 19:24:19

man i loved Courtney Thorne-Smith

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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Fri Apr 26, 2019 19:36:51

What’s the hot toy for a one year old girl?

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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby Monkeyboy » Sat Apr 27, 2019 04:43:15

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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby Werthless » Sun Apr 28, 2019 07:29:27

ReadingPhilly wrote:What’s the hot toy for a one year old girl?

No freaking idea. Make sure it's ok to be put in one's mouth.

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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Thu May 02, 2019 18:18:32

Shit just got real--e-mail about tuition payments.
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Unread postby PhillieMooDo » Sat May 04, 2019 03:12:10

ReadingPhilly wrote:What’s the hot toy for a one year old girl?

The box the toy used to inhabit.
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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby azrider » Wed May 29, 2019 19:00:10

azfamily.com did a little humiliation piece to hopefully flush out some deadbeat parents.

https://www.azfamily.com/news/slideshows/photos-child-support-evaders-in-arizona/collection_9f793f10-7c9e-11e9-aeba-d326c64749d2.html#19

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this is bernard e balderaz, he owes 229,000.

and just to be fair and not to point out the transgressions of only males, we have

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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Mon Jun 17, 2019 19:57:11

Lil' Vulture turned 18 a few months ago. She realized she can now legally buy lottery tickets. She's up $1. (She can also bet on horses in Louisiana. Maybe we'll head down there in a few weeks...
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Unread postby TenuredVulture » Mon Jun 17, 2019 19:57:35

Lil' Vulture turned 18 a few months ago. She realized she can now legally buy lottery tickets. She's up $1. (She can also bet on horses in Louisiana. Maybe we'll head down there in a few weeks...)
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Unread postby Bill McNeal » Mon Jun 17, 2019 20:59:24

Doubling down are you there prof?
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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby Titlehungry » Tue Jun 18, 2019 07:47:25

Bucky wrote:man i loved Courtney Thorne-Smith


She's awesome and all but I feel like this post may have been sitting in queue since like 1998
Even if you get run over by a clown car and pissed on by a busload of school children, it's still your responsibility to interpret the meaning of the event and choose a response

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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby Phred » Mon Aug 05, 2019 16:12:40

Spent some time yesterday at the local police department filing a report because my son was mentioned in an Instagram DR that consisted of a lot of white supremacy rhetoric and specifically mentioned the author's desire to throw my son in an oven, Auschwitz style.

So that was fun.
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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Aug 05, 2019 16:14:00

Yikes.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby BatFlipsFTW » Mon Aug 05, 2019 17:15:46

Phred wrote:Spent some time yesterday at the local police department filing a report because my son was mentioned in an Instagram DR that consisted of a lot of white supremacy rhetoric and specifically mentioned the author's desire to throw my son in an oven, Auschwitz style.

So that was fun.


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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby swishnicholson » Mon Aug 05, 2019 17:23:34

Slowhand wrote:Yikes.
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Re: Whaddya goin' do with these kids these days? (parenting)

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Mon Aug 05, 2019 19:45:42

Lil' Vulture applied for a Forever 21 charge card. Though turned down, she still got a discount for applying.
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