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Postby Polar Bear Phan » Tue Jan 16, 2018 02:34:06

Hope the Pirates are really bad and their attendance is dreadful.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Wolfgang622 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 23:14:36

Watched this zany old movie called Death on the Diamond that started out like a screwball baseball comedy with a little bit of gambling intrigue for some plot, then gradually turned into a semi-serious murder mystery with players being gunned down on the field and such. From a novel of the same name. Anyway while watching was thinking about how old time baseball players were basically just regular dudes and this got me thinking about my ancestry.com account and to make a long story short I've realized I can use it to stalk dead famous people. To wit, I found "George H. Ruth" from the 1930 census, living with his mother-in-law (from his second wife) as the "head of the house" at 345 W. 88th Street in Manhattan, I think in apartment 120.

I know it's not that surprising since you kind of legally have to do the census and all, but hey my own grandfather is nowhere to be found in the 1930 or 1940 census, and anyway I still think it's kinda neat. I guess I'll start looking up old time Phillies.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Jan 23, 2018 18:19:02

ol’ friend jon singleton suspended 100 games.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Jan 23, 2018 18:35:01

ReadingPhilly wrote:ol’ friend jon singleton suspended 100 games.


Along with Astros' minor leaguer Deen Deetz, though Deetz was suspended for a ped, while Singleton was taking whatever the acronym is for a performance undermining drug.

Deetz responded:

"Let me say first and foremost that I have never knowingly taken a performance enhancing substance of any kind," ... "I come from a small town, and know how fortunate I am to call myself a professional baseball player. I would never jeopardize that opportunity, or betray those who have supported me along the way, by trying to cheat in order to gain an advantage.


No quote from Singleton, though I imagine it would be along the lines of "Wut?"
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Jan 23, 2018 18:37:22

DEETZ NUTS

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Jan 25, 2018 21:26:44

After eight decades of having different Ds on their cap and jersey, the Tigers are finally putting the cap "D" on the jersey

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby 1 » Thu Jan 25, 2018 22:21:24

Never noticed. Good for them.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Titlehungry » Fri Jan 26, 2018 02:09:25

I believe Deen Deetz
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 19:14:34

More uniform talk: the Athletics have a new kelly green alternate to celebrate their 50th anniversary in Oakland

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Fri Jan 26, 2018 20:01:23

Those are awesome
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Wolfgang622 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 23:32:43

BigEd76 wrote:After eight decades of having different Ds on their cap and jersey, the Tigers are finally putting the cap "D" on the jersey

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I knew this and I think it’s dumb to change it now.

Look carefully and you’ll notice the Yankees also have a different logo on hat and shirt.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat Jan 27, 2018 14:33:15

bucks says machado will be their opening day ss.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Bucky » Sat Jan 27, 2018 14:52:58

the buck brothers?

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby BigEd76 » Sat Jan 27, 2018 14:58:18

The Barves have a new mascot named Blooper

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby 1 » Sat Jan 27, 2018 15:03:05

kill it with fire
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat Jan 27, 2018 15:04:33

1 wrote:kill it with fire


you rang?
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby BigEd76 » Sat Jan 27, 2018 15:08:55

whoops

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Bill McNeal » Sat Jan 27, 2018 19:43:37

BigEd76 wrote:The Barves have a new mascot named Blooper

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Looks like reject shrek
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Slowhand » Sat Jan 27, 2018 20:09:07

It’ll be great when they set the single season record for errors.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sat Jan 27, 2018 21:28:36

1 wrote:kill it with fire
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