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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Monkeyboy » Thu Feb 08, 2018 13:18:04

Billy the Marlin did kinda suck. Maybe a new guy will bring something to the character.

Nah, probably Jeter's cousin will get hired
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Feb 08, 2018 15:29:10

Dave Duncan to the White Sox as pitching consultant

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby ReadingPhilly » Thu Feb 08, 2018 15:44:25

free agent spring training will be at img academy and run by bo porter.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Polar Bear Phan » Thu Feb 08, 2018 15:50:49

Well, at least all the relief pitchers will get some innings (or thirds of innings).

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby momadance » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:53:52

Elias Diaz’s (PIT C) mom has been kidnapped in Venezuela.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby 702 » Sat Feb 10, 2018 19:35:51

I work with Hulse's cousin.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Wolfgang622 » Sat Feb 10, 2018 19:58:28

Slowhand wrote:Jeter continues to clean house:

MIAMI -- The latest person to be engulfed in the sweeping personnel changes with the Miami Marlins is the man who plays the team's mascot.

News outlets report that John DeCicco, who has appeared as Billy the Marlin at home games for more than a decade, was fired this week. The team confirmed the termination Tuesday, saying Billy the Marlin will remain the team's mascot but with a different person in the costume. Team officials didn't give a reason for the firing.


How cheap would a Marlins ticket need to be for a Marlins fan to actually buy one this year?
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Slowhand » Sat Feb 10, 2018 21:15:08

Wolfgang622 wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Jeter continues to clean house:

MIAMI -- The latest person to be engulfed in the sweeping personnel changes with the Miami Marlins is the man who plays the team's mascot.

News outlets report that John DeCicco, who has appeared as Billy the Marlin at home games for more than a decade, was fired this week. The team confirmed the termination Tuesday, saying Billy the Marlin will remain the team's mascot but with a different person in the costume. Team officials didn't give a reason for the firing.


How cheap would a Marlins ticket need to be for a Marlins fan to actually buy one this year?


I'm not sure. I would like to make a road trip down there to catch a game when the Phils are in town though.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby kruker » Sun Feb 11, 2018 09:35:01

I loved Jetes comment about how they have to build through their farm system. Where did you think Stanton and Yelich and Ozuna came from? Such a BS statement.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Slowhand » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:10:12

Jeter has been the best heel turn since Shawn Michaels kicked Marty Jannetty through the window of Brutus The Barber Beefcake's window.
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Postby kruker » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:27:49

He's always been a heel. Everyone just seeing it now. Great reference. Still get sad that the rockers broke up that way.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby 1 » Sun Feb 11, 2018 11:52:05

He kicked him and then threw him, BTW
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:27:44



"Jannetty tried to dive through the window to escape" still makes me laugh.
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby stevelxa476 » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:41:57

Will you stop?
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Napalm » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:49:45

:spam2: gettin really off topic here but that clip brought up a memory of Stone Cold Steve Austin infiltrating Psycho Brian Pillman's home after he broke his ankle, while Pillmans hunkered down toting gun in hand


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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:55:59

kruker wrote:He's always been a heel. Everyone just seeing it now. Great reference. Still get sad that the rockers broke up that way.


I was the biggest rockers mark. Devastating to me.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Slowhand » Mon Feb 12, 2018 14:18:47

Former MLB pitcher Esteban Loaiza was arrested in San Diego on Friday on three drug-related felony charges, including possession of more than 44 pounds of cocaine and/or heroin.


Hoo boy, that's a lot of drugs.

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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby 1 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 15:53:13

I constantly thank god for Esteban
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Re: Random MLB Thoughts: "I missed a parade to marry Kate Up

Postby Bucky » Mon Feb 12, 2018 16:08:15

i see you weren't joking about that religion thing

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