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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby stevelxa476 » Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:16:28

Grotewold wrote:
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Nurse, can you come in here? Billy is getting his ass WHOOPED in Street Hoops! I need a witness!
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby td11 » Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:19:56

stevelxa476 wrote:
Grotewold wrote:
Justin Durant wrote:Scandrick played a kid in Madden at Children's Hospital and hit him wit a surprise onside


Nurse, can you come in here? Billy is getting his ass WHOOPED in Street Hoops! I need a witness!

lol
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Napalm » Sun Dec 14, 2014 13:00:08

Cowboys coach Jason Garrett is entering the final three games of his contract, yet Dallas is determined to keep him in place, sources told ESPN, as owner Jerry Jones and executive vice president Stephen Jones have told people they intend to bring him back next season.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby joe table » Sun Dec 14, 2014 20:39:02

Napalm wrote:
Cowboys coach Jason Garrett is entering the final three games of his contract, yet Dallas is determined to keep him in place, sources told ESPN, as owner Jerry Jones and executive vice president Stephen Jones have told people they intend to bring him back next season.



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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Philly the Kid » Sun Dec 14, 2014 20:47:42

joe table wrote:
Napalm wrote:
Cowboys coach Jason Garrett is entering the final three games of his contract, yet Dallas is determined to keep him in place, sources told ESPN, as owner Jerry Jones and executive vice president Stephen Jones have told people they intend to bring him back next season.




Jerruh has turned in to a variation of Al Davis. Thinks he can run the whole show. Have his puppet as a coach. Come on the field. Make the draft selections.

Keep it up Jerruh. I sort of wish they did pick Manziel, so he could have that disaster on his hands an delay whatever transition they have post-Romo.

They had an all-time hate list for Dall but for me, that list would be so long it would fill several rosters. Deion has to be the top of my list, but he's an all-time hate list sanz team. He played for 5 teams anyway.

Landy, Jerruh, Switzer, Jimmy Johnson, are there - Emmit fo sho, etc, etc, etc, etc,

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby joe table » Thu Jan 08, 2015 23:52:56

PERDICSHUN:

Dallas WINS against Green Bay with gimpy Rodgers and Murray running wild

Then they get pogromed in Seattle

Garrett re-signed

Dez Bryant and DeMarco Murray both get massive extensions

Jerruh remains GM until he dies of Hep C

This is all good stuff in the long run

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby slugsrbad » Fri Jan 09, 2015 00:00:02

Fuck the long run, fuck Dallass
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Jan 09, 2015 00:28:55

Dammit, was looking for the image I'd seen of Christie celebrating in Jones' box with sex toys 'shopped into everyone's hands, but I can't locate it.

Searching for "Christie dildo" sure didn't work.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Rockinghorse » Fri Jan 09, 2015 01:21:25

joe table wrote:PERDICSHUN:

Dallas WINS against Green Bay with gimpy Rodgers and Murray running wild

Then they get pogromed in Seattle

Garrett re-signed

Dez Bryant and DeMarco Murray both get massive extensions

Jerruh remains GM until he dies of Hep C

This is all good stuff in the long run


No no no! They can lose at GB and all that stuff will still happen. Don't make us suffer the buildup to the NFC champ game, especially if the Pats are still going. There can't be that much evil in the world at once.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby joe table » Sun Jan 11, 2015 17:28:28

Wonder if Dez will cry this week at the podium...Catch the ball and hold on to it...Period..


well member the pass interception last week the refs are out for us now


Hey Troy you sure you played for the Cowboys??? Also Buck is the biggest Boys hater out there!


^underrated

I wasn't sure, but I think Aaron (girl's name) Rogers had a calf injury. I don't think I heard about Romo's back once. Really ridiculous this game.


Seattle will win SB and we own Seattle Enough said. We got Robbed this year but we know the deal and we got robbed.

DC got a great future ahead.


LOLOL!!!...that ball clearly sliped out of bryants hand at the end....even Mike Peiora stated that.......We got a huge break on a Pass INT call in the beginning that was incidental trip and we got the score.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Napalm » Sun Jan 11, 2015 17:29:38

Aaron (girl's name)

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Philly the Kid » Sun Jan 11, 2015 18:02:51

I will sleep just a bit better tonight.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby joe table » Sun Jan 11, 2015 18:16:48

This one is gold. Too many gems to excerpt

http://boards.dallascowboys.com/topic/4 ... ate-ideas/

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Soren » Sun Jan 11, 2015 18:20:23

joe table wrote:This one is gold. Too many gems to excerpt

http://boards.dallascowboys.com/topic/4 ... ate-ideas/


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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby BigEd76 » Sun Jan 11, 2015 18:37:43

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/1/1 ... olol-u-mad

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Sun Jan 11, 2015 20:52:32

Couldn't have scripted a better outcome!
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Bill McNeal » Sun Jan 11, 2015 21:42:11

Soren wrote:
joe table wrote:This one is gold. Too many gems to excerpt

http://boards.dallascowboys.com/topic/4 ... ate-ideas/


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BALLIN. or something else cool. A certified mechanic told me that Cowboy plates add 10 hp!


That has to be from that boards cballs
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby pacino » Mon Jan 12, 2015 00:11:59

'We wuz robbed'

The irony
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Rockinghorse » Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:25:35

I caught just a bit of local sports radio, these are from the same caller:

"I hope the officiators get fined for this"

(on Cobb's late catch) "That was completely incomplete"

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Squire » Mon Jan 12, 2015 10:35:34

Q: Did you hear about the new Cowboy movie starring Chris Christie?
A: The Outlaw Jersey Whale

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