Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Rockinghorse » Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:39:36

^ I had that (Cowboys fans) in my Phila schools and then moved down here just in time to endure the 90s SB parades. Local fans over the last 10 years have actually become very realistic, mostly anti-Jerry and resigned to their 8-8 fate. But something flipped the switch on them this year (maybe their comeback vs StL) and they have been obnoxious again.

Gonna try to keep using my message point that if we swapped schedules with them, they wouldn't have even made the playoffs. We'd have won one of the ARI-SF games and also won at CHI. They'd have lost at GB.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Polar Bear Phan » Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:49:26

A shitty part about living in Houston is that you have a mix of real versus bandwagon Cowboys fans. You really can't default to their just being bandwagoners.

On a related note, I really enjoyed being at Buffalo Wild Wings and knowing that catch was getting overturned. :-D

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:56:56

jerseyhoya wrote:Everyone had to have had that kid in their 3rd grade class who wore a Cowboys Starter jacket to school every day and had an Aikman jersey and neither he nor his delinquent father had ever been to the state of Texas.


Fuck those kids. Fuck those kids because they grew up to be smug assholes clinging to glory that was never theirs to begin with.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby wwry » Mon Jan 12, 2015 12:16:11

the cowboys are such an unsavory team to me i call them by the nickname "the cowgirls" instead. my family has been calling the cowboys, the cowgirls instead for 3 generations. my grandfather invented the practice.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Mon Jan 12, 2015 12:16:12

jerseyhoya wrote:Everyone had to have had that kid in their 3rd grade class who wore a Cowboys Starter jacket to school every day and had an Aikman jersey and neither he nor his delinquent father had ever been to the state of Texas.


They also owned Chicago Bulls, Miami Hurricanes, and FSU parkas.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Mon Jan 12, 2015 12:21:16

Growing up in the DC area, the Cowboy fans were especially obnoxious. Memories of that (and the current obnoxious ones around me in Richmond) still make it easy to hate them forever.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby joe table » Mon Jan 12, 2015 13:07:31

traderdave wrote:Honestly, you guys need to seek counseling for your unhealthy hatred of a football team that really has not been relevant in 20 years.


There's the door BRO

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby my cousin mose » Mon Jan 12, 2015 15:59:38

(enters phish thread)
mose: you guys, phish doesn't do it for me
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that would be silly, right?
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Jan 12, 2015 17:31:39

Where I live, college football is far more popular than the NFL. There are bandwagon Saints and Cowboys fans, and maybe a handful of real Saints fans around here. I wonder what would happen if both were good at the same time.

The thing about our local bandwagon Cowboy fans is that they have no real appreciation for the NFC East rivalries, and thus they really aren't any more obnoxious than other bandwagon fans.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Phred » Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:07:04

My hatred for the Cowboys started in the '70s with Too Tall Jones and Staubach .The were "America's Team" back then which pissed me off. I wasn't even really into football and I learned to hate them. Everybody in my middle school class loved them so I hated them on principal.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Jan 13, 2015 11:39:42

My dad hated Dallas when I was a kid and I grew up watching the Aikman/Smith/Irving teams. Also growing up in south jersey then north jersey, the Giants fans and Jets fans and Eagles had an authenticity to them. The fucking Cowboys fans were only fans when they could troll you. Fuck them.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Tue Jan 13, 2015 14:38:04

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Jan 13, 2015 16:57:04

5 year extension for Garrett.

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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby slugsrbad » Tue Jan 13, 2015 17:00:36

ReadingPhilly wrote:5 year extension for Garrett.


Woo! He has such a punchable face.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Jan 13, 2015 17:04:10

ReadingPhilly wrote:5 year extension for Garrett.


As classy as his dad.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Jan 13, 2015 18:02:46

looks like kenny banya
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Youseff » Tue Jan 13, 2015 18:10:18

my friend was a 9ers fan growing up but wore an aforementioned Cowboys Starter jacket cause he thought it looked cool. he was riding his dirtbike around town and a car hit and ran him. fucked him up pretty bad. he swears they did it on purpose.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Tue Jan 13, 2015 18:25:09

ReadingPhilly wrote:5 year extension for Garrett.


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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Jan 13, 2015 18:56:01

When I was a kid in NEPA, NFL fandom was split amongst the Cowboys, Steelers, Colts, Raiders, Packers. An Eagle fan was more rare than an actual eagle. This was before the NFL regional broadcast rules, so the networks would televise the good teams at the time. I was a Colts fan until my interest in football waned around junior high. My siblings are a split of Steelers and Cowboys. There were some Bills and Jets fans because of "OJ" and "Broadway Joe". But I cannot recall a single Eagles fan amongst the kids in school or the neighborhood. Quite frankly, I didn't even know Philadelphia had a football team until I was around 10-12 yrs old because the Eagles were so bad and irrelevant they were never on TV.

As I said, this was before regional broadcast rules. So kids picked their team based on the most important factor... the logo/uni they liked best of the teams most often on TV. And prior to the turnpike & blue route, NEPA and Philly were kinda isolated from each other. NEPA was much closer drive-wise to NY. Hence why NEPA has as many fans of the Mets and Yankees as the Phillies. Actually, from what I've heard, it's more Yankees now since the Phils AAA moved away.
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Re: Hate teh Dallas Cowboys thread

Postby momadance » Tue Jan 13, 2015 20:08:51

Marinelli back for 3 years.

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