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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue Mar 09, 2010 16:27:39

had to check urban dictionary for that one

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Postby VoxOrion » Tue Mar 09, 2010 18:08:02

He once shot a man for snoring too loud.
“There are no cool kids. Just people who have good self-esteem and people who blame those people for their own bad self-esteem. “

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Postby Napalm » Tue Mar 09, 2010 20:28:24

He aimed that 1st inning home run ball right at a child in the bullpen

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Postby Slowhand » Tue Mar 09, 2010 23:50:03

For the record, if he goes out of his way to run over cats I'm totally OK with that.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby Eem » Wed Mar 10, 2010 00:03:33

Killed Dumbledore.

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Postby Swiggers » Wed Mar 10, 2010 00:03:54

Responsible for the careers of Taylor Lautner AND Taylor Swift.

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Postby LongDrive » Wed Mar 10, 2010 00:14:20

Drives SOLO in the carpool lane

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Postby Eem » Wed Mar 10, 2010 00:16:55

Once farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

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Postby SK790 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 00:31:10

Tailgates.
I like teh waether

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Mar 10, 2010 00:33:57

The Eeming Tree wrote:Killed Dumbledore.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU BITCH
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby 1 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 00:36:39

braves announcers love him. it doesn't get worse than that.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Slowhand » Wed Mar 10, 2010 00:44:47

Kidnaps unsupervised Asian girls in book stores.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby phatj » Wed Mar 10, 2010 00:50:58

Farts in your general direction.

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Mar 10, 2010 01:09:09

Uses old stamps to make sure you owe the postman a few cents when you get his letters.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Eem » Wed Mar 10, 2010 01:17:09

Barry Jive wrote:
The Eeming Tree wrote:Killed Dumbledore.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU BITCH


quality post.
Bed and bath i love this places

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Postby Monkeyboy » Wed Mar 10, 2010 02:06:01

is the son of a preacher man.
Agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lay awake all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Postby Swiggers » Wed Mar 10, 2010 09:31:13

Put "The Lord of the Rings" tape in the case of "Backdoor Sluts 9" and vice versa.

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Postby cartersDad26 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 13:48:59

Swiggers wrote:Put "The Lord of the Rings" tape in the case of "Backdoor Sluts 9" and vice versa.


i thought it was Happy Scrappy Hero Pup?

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Postby phatj » Wed Mar 10, 2010 15:00:30

Eats, shoots and leaves.
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby slugsrbad » Thu Mar 11, 2010 05:22:03

doesn't warn the girl at the end of fellatio.
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.

Doll Is Mine wrote:This Ellen DeGeneres look alike on ESPN is annoying. Who the hell is he?

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