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Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Mar 08, 2010 14:48:24

And I do mean unspeakable.

Hitting someone with your car and leaving them in the woods to die like that Georgetown guy pales in comparison.
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Postby joe table » Mon Mar 08, 2010 14:52:05

Heard he watches violent pornography

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Postby SK790 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 14:52:34

More like stars in...
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Postby joe table » Mon Mar 08, 2010 14:53:53

He declined the "organ donor" option on his driver's license

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Postby td11 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 14:55:15

refused to donate a dollar to the Ronald McDonald house during one of his 2AM munchie outings
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Postby Grotewold » Mon Mar 08, 2010 14:56:13

Smokes mattress tags

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Postby joe table » Mon Mar 08, 2010 14:57:24

Although he voiced his disappointment about the moral implications Michael Vick signing during locker room conversations, he had to force it somewhat because he's never really been a dog person
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Postby philliesr98 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 14:57:38

dude got a gigantic vagina tattooed on his chin in a drunken stooper, whadya think the beard is for.
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Postby jeff2sf » Mon Mar 08, 2010 14:58:42

Look, I hesitate to bring this up, but I've heard from a reliable source that he's actually a very nice, normal guy, who's broken no laws, volunteers with old people and was drinking non-alcoholic beer.

This totally changed my opinion on him. I had to share.
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Postby BigEd76 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 14:59:34

He rebroadcasts AND reproduces games without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.

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Postby swishnicholson » Mon Mar 08, 2010 15:02:20

Hey! this is relevant again (I am not making this up!):

After an Estero man struck out with his high school honey, he wrote letters to her and her pro ballplayer husband saying her new love was a "Werthless" cheat who scored as much with women as he did on the field, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Illinois.

Los Angeles Dodgers right fielder Jayson Werth filed the lawsuit in Cook County Circuit Court against 27-year-old Ryan M. Root, contending that Root mailed at least 19 letters to Werth and his wife Julia, her parents and their neighbors.

In these letters, Werth's suit says, Root poses as a fictitious Florida woman named "Ange" and her outraged father, writing that Werth romanced her and got her pregnant before moving on to two other women. And she had the videotapes of his sexual escapades to prove it, Ange wrote.

"They are very happily married," Werth's lawyer, Mark Fedota, said Tuesday, denying Werth had any affairs. "It has caused them severe emotional damage."


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Postby joe table » Mon Mar 08, 2010 15:03:49

He was so excited to play Sonic Adventure on Sega Dreamcast that instead of standing in line to buy it, he downloaded it from Kazaa burnt it onto a CD

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Postby Barry Jive » Mon Mar 08, 2010 15:28:04

Guilted Slowhand into giving him clean piss, paid him with a Jack Taschner autograph.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Mar 08, 2010 15:32:02

joe table wrote:He declined the "organ donor" option on his driver's license

...because no one would want them when he's through with 'em...

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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Mar 08, 2010 15:32:39

Lazy, high all the time, strikes out looking against right handed pitching because he's afraid

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Postby Slowhand » Mon Mar 08, 2010 17:58:20

Barry Jive wrote:Guilted Slowhand into giving him clean piss, paid him with a Jack Taschner autograph.


He promised me fresh venison and an Ibanez worn Ed Hardy shirt. :cry:
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Postby SK790 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 18:26:07

Remember that deer? He really didn't eat it.
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Postby phdave » Mon Mar 08, 2010 19:25:28

He spreads malicious rumors.
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Postby Colleen313 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 19:48:07

I heard he once lied on his taxes.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Mar 08, 2010 19:52:29

He cruises in the left hand lane.
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