Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

by **phatj** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 23:11:19

Told a kid that Santa Claus isn't real

by **Soren** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 23:11:46

only roots for the heel when watching wrestling

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 23:13:31

Told Threecount wrestling was fake.

by **The Savior** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 23:19:31

Says only chumps like Tiger get caught

by **Wheels Tupay** » Mon Mar 08, 2010 23:55:00

Knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop .... but wont tell the world.

by **Woody** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 00:08:36

Put out a hit on jeff2sf

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 00:14:29

Deleted Game 5.2 from the DVR to make room for the Grey's Anatomy season finale.

by **Eem** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 00:15:21

Loves extension cords.

by **mcare89** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 00:16:08

Clubs baby seals.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 00:23:50

That wasn't deer he was hunting, it was manatee.

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 00:26:18

His beard is actually made of Cliff Lee's pubic hair clippings.

by **Eem** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 00:27:43

Went to the bank with a ski mask on for fun.

by **phatj** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 00:51:19

Shuns the frumious bandersnatch.

by **phdave** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 01:00:46

He thinks Hitler videos are funny.

by **Eem** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 01:04:48

Got a discount for agreeing with the Progressive chick.

by **swishnicholson** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 01:09:17

Tosses bottles into the recycling bin with their caps still on.

by **joe table** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 01:10:50

Walks a little faster than usual through predominantly black neighborhoods

by **CFP** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 01:16:10

Pushes old ladies in wheelchairs into the middle of the road.

by **joe table** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 01:17:38

Never went to college. But if he had, definitely would have peed in the only shower in the hall of his freshman dorm

by **Monkeyboy** » Tue Mar 09, 2010 02:15:27

Leaves the toilet seat up.... deliberately.

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