Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby drsmooth » Thu Mar 11, 2010 09:59:05

slugsrbad wrote:doesn't warn the girl at the end of fellatio.


doesn't warn the guy, or the goat, either
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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Mar 11, 2010 13:17:56

Be Bold!

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Postby Swiggers » Thu Mar 11, 2010 14:36:39

Once used the word "scrappy" to describe a player who was neither short nor white.

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Postby joe table » Thu Mar 11, 2010 15:14:19

That is a point worth considering for sure, but it would worry me more if I hadn't seen him hit balls like 6 miles when he does square it up. I'd be surprised if there were 10 guys with more raw power in the entire game

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Postby lightsout54 » Thu Mar 11, 2010 15:19:02

just saw on my MLB browser ..."Phil's Werth hires unnatractive woman with thyroid condition to sleep with now ailing Reyes"
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Postby Eem » Thu Mar 11, 2010 19:56:45

Plays Farmville.

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Thu Mar 11, 2010 19:59:28

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Postby SK790 » Thu Mar 11, 2010 20:33:07

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I like teh waether

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Postby Swiggers » Thu Mar 11, 2010 21:52:45

Blocks the box.

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Postby cartersDad26 » Thu Mar 11, 2010 23:27:58

Swiggers wrote:Blocks the box.


this may be the worst offense listed yet. i seriously detest this.

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Postby Monkeyboy » Fri Mar 12, 2010 00:41:47

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Postby Napalm » Fri Mar 12, 2010 00:49:13

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Postby td11 » Fri Mar 12, 2010 00:59:43

vents about getting pulled over for going 97 mph on an internet message board, AND THEN EXPECTS PEOPLE TO BE EMPATHETIC
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Postby Bakestar » Fri Mar 12, 2010 09:14:58

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Fri Mar 12, 2010 09:19:53

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Postby Swiggers » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:25:56

The rug in his hallway does NOT tie the room together.

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Postby joe table » Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:30:13

Mercilessly taunts rookies

"I called him 'The Future' today," Werth says of Brown. "He didn't like it too much. I thought it was a compliment. I meant it as a compliment."

"I thought he was just messing around," Brown says of Werth. "Then he kept saying it. So I was like, 'Be quiet.'"


"You know, last year, I called Jason Donald 'The Future,'" Werth says with a laugh, "and he got traded."

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Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:01:46

joe table wrote:Mercilessly taunts rookies


"You know, last year, I called Jason Donald 'The Future,'" Werth says with a laugh, "and he got traded."



Jinx's Dom Brown, as in he gets traded by Amaro mid season for a 40 year old middle Reliever. :evil:
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Postby bleh » Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:04:41

I think Domo will have the last laugh this time.

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Postby phdave » Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:11:51

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