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Postby SK790 » Fri Mar 19, 2010 23:57:20

Will not fill out the census.

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Postby swishnicholson » Sat Mar 20, 2010 00:21:33

Parks his car angled across two spaces.
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Postby bleh » Sat Mar 20, 2010 00:33:17

Inspired this thread.

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Postby Bucky » Sat Mar 20, 2010 00:33:35

doesn't put shopping carts in the cart corall

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Postby Augustus » Sat Mar 20, 2010 00:39:42

Takes dumps in urinals.
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Postby VoxOrion » Sat Mar 20, 2010 04:13:04

Bucky wrote:doesn't put shopping carts in the cart corall



VoxOrion wrote:Asked once why he wasn't returning his shopping cart, he snapped "THAT'S SOMEONE'S JOB YOU KNOW!"

It was clearly rehearsed.




Yes.


He's that bad.
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Postby Soren » Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:27:18

cleans the sink with his sibling's toothbrushes
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Postby Eem » Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:39:10

Grows manly beard, earns the respect, love, admiration of an entire fanbase.

Shaves beard.

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Postby phdave » Tue Mar 30, 2010 13:15:56

clogs drain
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Postby Bakestar » Tue Mar 30, 2010 22:26:23

Autodrafted Joe Nathan.
Foreskin stupid

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Mar 30, 2010 22:40:32

Posts in the Phillies group on face book to complain about trading Cliff Lee.
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Postby Monkeyboy » Wed Mar 31, 2010 01:17:29

Dances to the Musak when alone in an elevator
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Postby cartersDad26 » Wed Mar 31, 2010 13:12:05

Augustus wrote:Takes dumps in urinals.


Worse - poops in the toilet tank (aka Upper Decker)

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Postby Marion » Wed Mar 31, 2010 13:39:38

This thread can't get to 50 pages fast enough.
"I tell all kids not to use that word. If they're 29 and they win the World Series, I think they can say that.
But I definitely would say to all the kids out there, 'Kids, it's a bad word. Don't say it. And I'm dead serious.' "

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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Mar 31, 2010 13:45:36

Marion wrote:This thread can't get to 50 pages fast enough.


Do you have a creative title for the second version of it? :lol:

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Postby Monkeyboy » Wed Mar 31, 2010 14:27:43

Rains on Marion's parade.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Mar 31, 2010 14:42:17

Moonlights as librarian and talks about how much he loves going to the dentist.
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Postby Swiggers » Thu Apr 01, 2010 15:56:40

Forced Vance Wilson to retire.

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Postby Woody » Thu Apr 01, 2010 15:57:11

Capsized Guam
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby slugsrbad » Thu Apr 01, 2010 19:31:34

Always tricks you on April First
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Doll Is Mine wrote:This Ellen DeGeneres look alike on ESPN is annoying. Who the hell is he?

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