Archived

Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Post a reply

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:00:11

Murdered a man in front of his son. OVER A BALL!
So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

jerseyhoya wrote:My hatred of quote boxes in signatures has reached a new high

WheelsFellOff
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 27290
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2010 13:43:13
Location: Bologna
Top

Postby Swiggers » Sat Jul 17, 2010 18:05:08

Almost trips over himself on game-ending catches just to mess with everyone.

Swiggers
Dropped Anchor
Dropped Anchor
 
Posts: 5961
Joined: Fri Jun 05, 2009 15:03:02
Location: Barrington, NJ
Top

Postby PrattRules » Sun Dec 05, 2010 19:29:06

Always signs with the Nationals.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

PrattRules
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 16564
Joined: Tue Sep 29, 2009 20:38:24
Location: Northeast Philly
Top

Postby Woody » Sun Dec 05, 2010 19:57:35

Perhaps now Jeff2DC will tell us his story
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

Woody
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 52472
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 17:56:45
Location: captain of the varsity slut team
Top

Postby Swiggers » Tue Dec 07, 2010 18:14:19

Feels "unwanted" by teams that don't offer him 7-year, $126 million deals.

Swiggers
Dropped Anchor
Dropped Anchor
 
Posts: 5961
Joined: Fri Jun 05, 2009 15:03:02
Location: Barrington, NJ
Top

Postby JUburton » Tue Dec 07, 2010 18:20:55

Broke up with Jenn over money.

JUburton
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 17132
Joined: Wed May 05, 2010 20:49:25
Location: Philly
Top

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Dec 07, 2010 18:26:42

JUburton wrote:Broke up with Jenn over money.


Oh, hell, Jayson now makes more than Chase! This could break things open.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

swishnicholson
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 39187
Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 22:56:15
Location: First I was like....And then I was like...
Top

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Dec 07, 2010 18:29:37

Woody wrote:Perhaps now Jeff2DC will tell us his story


jeff doesnt have a story.

CalvinBall
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 64951
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 15:30:02
Location: Pigslyvania
Top

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Dec 07, 2010 19:44:31

CalvinBall wrote:
Woody wrote:Perhaps now Jeff2DC will tell us his story


jeff doesnt have a story.




[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls[/youtube]
Agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lay awake all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Monkeyboy
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 28451
Joined: Sat Feb 17, 2007 21:01:51
Location: Beijing
Top

Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby Bucky » Mon Apr 11, 2011 15:25:25

I think I believe this now. I'm hearing enough snipes at Werth at this point to think there was something despicable about him. Namely from Barkann (who seems like the most agreeable guy in the world) and LA. Lotsa guys leave and are spoken fondly of. Not U.R.

Bucky
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 58017
Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 19:24:05
Location: You_Still_Have_To_Visit_Us
Top

Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Apr 11, 2011 15:29:14

I always thought LA and Werth got along well on their radio post game interviews

People helping people!

jerseyhoya
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 97408
Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 21:56:17
Top

Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby Eddie Jordan » Mon Apr 11, 2011 15:40:59

I don't know if I can agree that Barkann is an agreeable guy. He's completely unprofessional, and borderline childish with some of the potshots he takes at Andy Reid for example. Will never forget when he questioned Hamels for leaving the park for the birth of his son...

May be a nice guy but he lets his inner fan out on the air a little too much, who knows, maybe some of the snide remarks get back to the players/coaches.

If nothing more, he's really annoying.
Continued success, thanks for comin' on the show!

Eddie Jordan
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 11824
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2010 02:35:55
Top

Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Apr 11, 2011 15:48:24

Eddie Jordan wrote:I don't know if I can agree that Barkann is an agreeable guy. He's completely unprofessional, and borderline childish with some of the potshots he takes at Andy Reid for example. Will never forget when he questioned Hamels for leaving the park for the birth of his son...

May be a nice guy but he lets his inner fan out on the air a little too much, who knows, maybe some of the snide remarks get back to the players/coaches.

If nothing more, he's really annoying.

can't stand Barkann because of that stuff. he's WIP caller in knowledge and tact.

jamiethekiller
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 26938
Joined: Sun Dec 31, 2006 03:31:02
Top

Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby momadance » Mon Apr 11, 2011 15:49:03

Barkann is an asshat.

momadance
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 25967
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 17:52:34
Location: Quarantine Beach
Top

Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Apr 11, 2011 16:46:42

I've also heard Barkann is an asshole
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

Barry Jive
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 37856
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 21:53:43
Location: I'm Doug, solamente Doug.
Top

Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby mcare89 » Tue Apr 12, 2011 03:00:15

ek wrote:http://www.crossingbroad.com/2011/04/jayson-werth-may-have-gotten-nyjer-morgan-traded.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CrossingBroad+%28Crossing+Broad%29

First off, that's pretty hilarious.

Secondly, it's amazing that even in making a hilarious point, CB still manages to say something incredibly stupid.

Werth credits Davey Lopes, “the best coach [he] ever had,” with teaching him the right way to play the game:

"Davey Lopes wasn't a hitting coach, but he is a baseball coach," Werth said. "He was really good [when it came to] my overall mentality toward the game and how to play the game. He was very instrumental and kind of molded me into the player I became [in Philadelphia]. Out of anybody, I would say Davey Lopes was probably the best coach I ever had. He is awesome."

And the Phillies let him walk. Lopes, that is.


THOSE FUCKING CHEAPOS! HOW DARE THEY NOT WRITE DAVEY A BLANK CHECK?

mcare89
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 12971
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 18:59:29
Top

Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby Bakestar » Tue Apr 12, 2011 07:23:39

But he's "spittin' truth since 2009!"
Foreskin stupid

Bakestar
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 14709
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 17:57:53
Location: Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre
Top

Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby my cousin mose » Tue May 08, 2012 11:11:43

bump

why do i have to do EVERYTHING
You merely adopted your mothers basement, I was born there - MoBettle

my cousin mose
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 11092
Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2008 20:42:42
Location: I don't care where, just far away
Top

Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby Roger Dorn » Tue May 08, 2012 11:25:11

After walking off the field feeling nauseous knowing my wrist was broke and hearing Philly fans yelling, 'You deserve it' and 'That's what you get,' I am motivated to get back quickly and see to it personally those people never walk down Broad Street in celebration again
Do you think April is too early for a Roger Dorn night?

Roger Dorn
There's Our Old Friend
There's Our Old Friend
 
Posts: 2602
Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2010 00:46:03
Top

Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby my cousin mose » Tue May 08, 2012 11:27:03

its like a dr. doofenschmirtz backstory from phineas and ferb
You merely adopted your mothers basement, I was born there - MoBettle

my cousin mose
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 11092
Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2008 20:42:42
Location: I don't care where, just far away
Top
PreviousNext
Post a reply
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group