Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby my cousin mose » Tue May 08, 2012 11:31:12

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby thephan » Tue May 08, 2012 11:50:35

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby CFP » Tue May 08, 2012 11:52:08

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:23:35

um, thought going like 20 over in va is an automatic felony? white and famous, so it is just a misdemeanor.

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:30:04

article on jalopnik the other day about the guy serving 3 days in jail because he was doing 85 or something

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Wed Aug 13, 2014 13:32:54

CalvinBall wrote:um, thought going like 20 over in va is an automatic felony? white and famous, so it is just a misdemeanor.

No, it's reckless. 20 over or in excess of 80mph. But you can definitely serve a weekend in jail for going as fast as Werth did (which I imagine is the case in most states).

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 13, 2014 14:47:16

i am confused as to what you are disagreeing with.

VA considers it a misdeameanor but you still get jail time? jtk mentioned it upthread, but i also had a friend who was doing 120 on interstate 81 and had to spend a week in jail.

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby phatj » Wed Aug 13, 2014 15:17:35

CalvinBall wrote:i am confused as to what you are disagreeing with.

VA considers it a misdeameanor but you still get jail time? jtk mentioned it upthread, but i also had a friend who was doing 120 on interstate 81 and had to spend a week in jail.

So it's not a felony
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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby Soren » Wed Aug 13, 2014 15:38:02

phatj wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:i am confused as to what you are disagreeing with.

VA considers it a misdeameanor but you still get jail time? jtk mentioned it upthread, but i also had a friend who was doing 120 on interstate 81 and had to spend a week in jail.

So it's not a felony


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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby ReadingPhilly » Wed Aug 13, 2014 15:43:28

it's a felony fraud.

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby slugsrbad » Wed Aug 13, 2014 15:47:47

CalvinBall wrote:i am confused as to what you are disagreeing with.

VA considers it a misdeameanor but you still get jail time? jtk mentioned it upthread, but i also had a friend who was doing 120 on interstate 81 and had to spend a week in jail.


I'm pretty sure you can be imprisoned for up to 12 months and it still be a misdemeanor.
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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Wed Aug 13, 2014 15:57:50

slugsrbad wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:i am confused as to what you are disagreeing with.

VA considers it a misdeameanor but you still get jail time? jtk mentioned it upthread, but i also had a friend who was doing 120 on interstate 81 and had to spend a week in jail.


I'm pretty sure you can be imprisoned for up to 12 months and it still be a misdemeanor.

Yup, misdemeanors can carry up to a 12-month sentence. You technically could be sentenced to a number of misdemeanors and have to serve them consecutively, so you'd serve much longer than twelve months, but I've never heard of that actually happening (although it probably has somewhere).

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Wed Aug 13, 2014 15:59:03

CalvinBall wrote:i am confused as to what you are disagreeing with.

VA considers it a misdeameanor but you still get jail time? jtk mentioned it upthread, but i also had a friend who was doing 120 on interstate 81 and had to spend a week in jail.

I think you're confusing a non-criminal traffic offense and a misdemeanor. Plenty of minor violent crimes and some not-so-minor non-violent crimes are misdemeanors.

§ 18.2-8. Felonies, misdemeanors and traffic infractions defined.
Offenses are either felonies or misdemeanors. Such offenses as are punishable with death or confinement in a state correctional facility are felonies; all other offenses are misdemeanors. Traffic infractions are violations of public order as defined in § 46.2-100 and not deemed to be criminal in nature.

http://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter1/section18.2-8/

§ 46.2-868. Reckless driving; penalties.
A. Every person convicted of reckless driving under the provisions of this article is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor.

B. Every person convicted of reckless driving under the provisions of this article who, when he committed the offense, (i) was driving without a valid operator's license due to a suspension or revocation for a moving violation and, (ii) as the sole and proximate result of his reckless driving, caused the death of another, is guilty of a Class 6 felony.

C. The punishment for every person convicted of reckless driving under the provisions of this article who, when he committed the offense, was in violation of § 46.2-1078.1 shall include a mandatory minimum fine of $250.

http://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title46.2/chapter8/section46.2-868/
§ 18.2-11. Punishment for conviction of misdemeanor.
The authorized punishments for conviction of a misdemeanor are:

(a) For Class 1 misdemeanors, confinement in jail for not more than twelve months and a fine of not more than $2,500, either or both.

(b) For Class 2 misdemeanors, confinement in jail for not more than six months and a fine of not more than $1,000, either or both.

(c) For Class 3 misdemeanors, a fine of not more than $500.

(d) For Class 4 misdemeanors, a fine of not more than $250.

For a misdemeanor offense prohibiting proximity to children as described in subsection A of § 18.2-370.2, the sentencing court is authorized to impose the punishment set forth in subsection B of that section in addition to any other penalty provided by law.

http://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter1/section18.2-11

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby Philly the Kid » Fri Dec 05, 2014 15:03:33



I think that celebrities and wealthy people do get privileges. In a case like this - feels like suspended license for a year maybe 2, and a hefty fine - maybe even a class on respecting rules and living politely in society is more than sufficient.

10 days in jail seems excessive for a speeding offense. The formality of orange jump suit, cavity search, hand-cuffs, c'mon.

And perhaps the fine isn't just generic, but has to go toward some kind of "help kids" or "educate teens" something related to mis-use of driving privileges.

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Dec 05, 2014 15:07:57

gotta teach the kids not to speed

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Re: Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby Slowhand » Fri Dec 05, 2014 15:09:52

Except it was more than a speeding offense.
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