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Postby Napalm » Tue Mar 09, 2010 02:27:01

Won't pick up his phone when he owes you money.

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Postby phatj » Tue Mar 09, 2010 08:16:55

Always leaves you holding the roach

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Postby VoxOrion » Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:27:20

He bumped the wrestling thread.
“There are no cool kids. Just people who have good self-esteem and people who blame those people for their own bad self-esteem. “

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Postby The Savior » Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:30:28

Has full confidence in Eddie Jordan as a coach and person
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:07:40

In the end, there are going to be awful puns on his name--I'm not Werthy.
Be Bold!

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Postby Eem » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:19:24

Edits other people's Photoshops for personal use on message boards without permission.

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Postby Squire » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:43:06

Drafts 5th year senior relievers early.

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Postby Wolfgang622 » Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:15:27

Tears the wings off bald eagles.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

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Postby Woody » Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:17:45

Someone delete this thread
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Wolfgang622 » Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:22:26

is Woody.
"I'm in a bar with the games sound turned off and that Cespedes home run still sounded like inevitability."

-swish

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Postby Swiggers » Tue Mar 09, 2010 14:14:36

He squeezes the Charmin on a regular basis.

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Postby joe table » Tue Mar 09, 2010 14:16:21

He doesn't understand why we should split the bill equally, his order was two dollars less

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Postby Swiggers » Tue Mar 09, 2010 14:18:22

When he plays "Slug Bug," he punches you in the FACE.

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Postby Werthless » Tue Mar 09, 2010 14:21:32

TenuredVulture wrote:In the end, there are going to be awful puns on his name--I'm not Werthy.

They're not all awful.

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Postby joe table » Tue Mar 09, 2010 14:22:00

He claims to completely understand "Inland Empire," but doesn't want to talk about it because let's face it, you probably won't get it

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Postby CFP » Tue Mar 09, 2010 14:33:48

Knows a way to get health care passed in a 90-10 Senate vote but won't tell anyone how.

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Postby Swiggers » Tue Mar 09, 2010 15:06:48

Started all the hype about Jason Heyward.

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Postby PrattRules » Tue Mar 09, 2010 15:50:17

He raped two girls and blamed it on Ben Roethlisberger.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Postby joe table » Tue Mar 09, 2010 16:12:24

Runs short cons on elementary school kids waiting for the bus

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Mar 09, 2010 16:19:03

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