Jayson Werth; Unspeakable Reprobate

Postby td11 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 20:02:26

phdave wrote:He spreads malicious rumors.


:lol:
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Postby Soren » Mon Mar 08, 2010 21:32:15

He goes through the express lane in super markets without verifying he has fewer than 15 items
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Postby SK790 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 21:36:10

He always takes a penny.
I like teh waether

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Postby Colleen313 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 21:52:04

He never uses his turn signal.

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Postby phatj » Mon Mar 08, 2010 21:53:54

He always picks the urinal right next to you.
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Mar 08, 2010 21:54:38

Soren wrote:He goes through the express lane in super markets without verifying he has fewer than 15 items


Cory Booker just tweeted about this

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Postby VoxOrion » Mon Mar 08, 2010 22:08:50

Asked once why he wasn't returning his shopping cart, he snapped "THAT'S SOMEONE'S JOB YOU KNOW!"

It was clearly rehearsed.
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Postby cartersDad26 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 22:25:59

will fill out his NCAA bracket with all 4 #1 seeds in the Final Four.
and will win his clubhouse pool.

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Postby joe table » Mon Mar 08, 2010 22:38:53

Threw out his 2010 US Census envelope

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Postby PrattRules » Mon Mar 08, 2010 22:45:33

Thinks Chipotle is horrible.
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Postby Soren » Mon Mar 08, 2010 22:48:21

has never registered to vote because it "isn't worth it" and he "doesn't give a fuck anyways"
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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Mar 08, 2010 22:50:03

Puts a chair on the parking space he shoveled out.
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Postby cartersDad26 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 22:52:34

TenuredVulture wrote:Puts a chair on the parking space he shoveled out.


more like he runs said chair over and parks in your spot that you just shoveled out. then he goes inside and fucks your wife.

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Postby CalvinBall » Mon Mar 08, 2010 22:53:44

Still uses myspace and refuses to move over to Facebook.

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Postby The Savior » Mon Mar 08, 2010 22:59:18

Jayson Werth has his own amateur MMA promotion. Am I the last one to know of this?
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Postby phatj » Mon Mar 08, 2010 23:01:28

Cries when watching Extreme Home Makeover
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Postby swishnicholson » Mon Mar 08, 2010 23:05:15

Doesn't even care if his threads belong on the main board or not.
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Postby swishnicholson » Mon Mar 08, 2010 23:06:55

Wants to ban fighting in hockey, and introduce it to curling.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Mar 08, 2010 23:09:06

Rooted for Canada in the gold medal game.
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Postby Soren » Mon Mar 08, 2010 23:11:17

considered a career in repossession.
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