Finished stranger things. Fucking fantastic.

huge patio umbrella just blew onto the roof of a neighboring house. tall, really steep peaked roof, and we had to get it off.

All the usual lines for these situations didn't work. "It will come down when it's hungry". "Have you ever seen a dead umbrella on a roof?"

luckily we had some young guys show up so I just had to watch. Would normally be a 1 minute climb, but we had to be careful, not as per usual.

Good work, Captain.

yo no soy marinero

I am legit hammered. Really enjoyed my wife's birthday party.

Don't like our new neighbors. Their kitchen window is feet from my bedroom window. They leave the kitchen light on every night. Currently they are having a loud conversation over dinner at 11 at night. It's like they are in my room with me.

you wish

just kill me.

Soren wrote:just kill me.

Drink a screwdriver or a mimosa and GET BACK IN THE GAME

I hate mondays!

Growing up, I would laugh at my dad for ordering reuben sandwiches when there were hoagies or cheesesteaks to be had. I'm not laughing anymore

got my trade in approved, $1480 in credit. Money is already spent.

geez, she's only 30, you coulda kept here a little while longer at least

Hey look, To Catch A Predator is back. This time it's called "Hansen vs. Predator"

There is this crazy industrial/goth chick next to me that is apparently proud to not shave her arm pits yet when she talks to me she covers them up... honestly it's a turnoff but hey if you're proud of them I'm down. Granted it won't go any further then one night unless you take care of that shit.

Can you go away or cut the act at least

NOW GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE

Eating lunch in my truck like nnamdi.

Grotewold wrote:Growing up, I would laugh at my dad for ordering reuben sandwiches when there were hoagies or cheesesteaks to be had. I'm not laughing anymore

I was at bat mitzvah a couple weeks ago that had a made to order Reuben station.

I don't think that I will be invited to the sibling's function.

do i get a commemorative pen or something for hitting 10k posts? i think i'll opt for the swatch.