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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby MoBettle » Tue Aug 16, 2016 14:38:44

Lol PPP has Clinton down 6 points in Texas.
Two days later I get a text back that says I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat.

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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue Aug 16, 2016 14:49:09

New slogan for red states like Texas

"Clinton- at least she won't get us killed!"
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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby pacino » Tue Aug 16, 2016 14:53:24

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:Trump campaign have apparently hired Roger Ailes as an adviser.


I thought Donald already knows how to harass women

Just lines up with the idea that the Donald will start his own network. Wonder how long Ailes' non-compete is?
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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby td11 » Tue Aug 16, 2016 15:32:41

Doll Is Mine wrote:
The Crimson Cyclone wrote:Trump gets his first classified briefing tomorrow


This legit scares me. Thank you Republicans for giving this loser access to classified briefings. The entire country thanks you.

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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby Bucky » Tue Aug 16, 2016 15:46:44

imagine being the poor schmuck tasked with giving the briefing

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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Aug 16, 2016 15:52:06

They will (or should anyway) just give him a completely vanilla briefing devoid of any classified info. He won't know the difference anyway.

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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby Youseff » Tue Aug 16, 2016 15:53:16

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2 ... lobby.html

I wasn't aware Manafort was a lobbiest for Mobutu, Marcos & a couple other murderous African dictators. Quite a pickle we've gotten ourselves into here in the old US of A. Thank you Republican voters.
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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby Youseff » Tue Aug 16, 2016 15:55:35

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:Trump gets his first classified briefing tomorrow

supposedly he's bringing Christie to hold his hand

not that they ever would, but it would be the best prank to have all of Trump's conspiracies in the briefing as being true


"Donald, we're not sure how you knew the Chinese invented the idea of climate change as a way to ruin American businesses, but once again you were spot on."
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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby drsmooth » Tue Aug 16, 2016 15:57:38

should brief him on the status of our involvement in Middle Earth instead of the Middle East, see if he picks up on it
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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby pacino » Tue Aug 16, 2016 16:02:23

"Don, meet The Illuminati. They run the world. You say yes to whatever they want."

I think his head would explode; not from excitement about knowing this extremely private truth, but from being told that he has to be a yes man to someone else.
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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby JUburton » Tue Aug 16, 2016 16:04:34

So how long before he says he's getting briefings and there are things going on under the obama administration that we wouldn't believe.

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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby pacino » Tue Aug 16, 2016 16:05:11

either late tonight or tomorrow morning, depending on whether he has a rally before he goes on the morning shows
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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Aug 16, 2016 16:10:05

JUburton wrote:So how long before he says he's getting briefings and there are things going on under the obama administration that we wouldn't believe.

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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby td11 » Tue Aug 16, 2016 16:10:59

Youseff wrote:
The Crimson Cyclone wrote:Trump gets his first classified briefing tomorrow

supposedly he's bringing Christie to hold his hand

not that they ever would, but it would be the best prank to have all of Trump's conspiracies in the briefing as being true


"Donald, we're not sure how you knew the Chinese invented the idea of climate change as a way to ruin American businesses, but once again you were spot on."


[Briefing begins]
FBI Man: let's start with item # 1. Obama is a kenyan and he's been smuggling Qurans into the US using mexicans as mules
Donald Trump (smiling smugly): that's bad
FBI Man 2: we're just getting started mr. trump. we've known for at least 15 years now that ... that... well, that bush did 9/11
Donald Trump (doing spit take as he looks up from Android): crooked hillary just tweeted i had my balls surgically removed
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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Aug 16, 2016 16:11:18

people don't believe the US role in places like Libya, Honduras, and Haiti so it'd be hard to fault that statement much

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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby pacino » Tue Aug 16, 2016 16:12:36

which statement? we had so many fake reactions
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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby drsmooth » Tue Aug 16, 2016 16:24:06

With friends like Maggie Hassan, you should just leave them on the front porch ringing the doorbell wondering why the house lights just went off.....
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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby Youseff » Tue Aug 16, 2016 16:48:57

pacino wrote:which statement? we had so many fake reactions


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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby thephan » Tue Aug 16, 2016 18:51:28

The first 20 days they should simply brief him on fact. Things he's gotten completely wrong. The truth. And maybe, just maybe, a touch of global political science. Oh, and they should tell him that Putin is the enemy that created an opportunity to invade and take a portion of the Ukraine masking it as the will of the people. Maybe they should let the second part for that sentence out, because it might give Trump-o some ideas.
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Re: Trump shampoo: Reboot, melt down, repeat. (Politics)

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Aug 16, 2016 18:55:03

he doesn't have to look that far for invasion inspiration!

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