I got hydrocodone when I had mine snipped. They also took advantage of my valium addled state to sell me celebrex, which was expensive and which I never took.

The Dude wrote:A cone was the only way to cover my massive penis

Wash those percocets down with some Budweiser. It really, really works.

Nice! Is the wife taking the kids out of town for the weekend? I got the house to the weekend after and barely took any of the pain pills they gave me, I just toked and played video games all weekend.

For me the worst pain was actuall after a few days once it didn't feel so uncomfortable anymore so I started to do stuff. Biggest mistake was trying to step over a baby gate. Don't do that.

yes, my wife is taking the kids out each day this weekend. pretty pumped

The Dude wrote: pretty pumped

i'd probably advise against that as well

they say 4 weeks for that. no way in hell

when you buy windchimes, apparently its very important to know what kind of tone you want them tuned to. I went Gregorian Alto but Pachelbel's Canon Chime and Beethoven's Ode To Joy Windchimes seemed nice.

Youseff wrote:when you buy windchimes, apparently its very important to know what kind of tone you want them tuned to. I went Gregorian Alto but Pachelbel's Canon Chime and Beethoven's Ode To Joy Windchimes seemed nice.

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TenuredVulture wrote:I got hydrocodone when I had mine snipped. They also took advantage of my valium addled state to sell me celebrex, which was expensive and which I never took.

Mine got infected. I was eating hydrocodone like they were candy.

Phred wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:I got hydrocodone when I had mine snipped. They also took advantage of my valium addled state to sell me celebrex, which was expensive and which I never took.

Mine got infected. I was eating hydrocodone like they were candy.

fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

If I am ever forced to get the snip I am doing it in bowl season or March madness

its really not bad at all. i can walk around, sit down, and there is little to no pain.

The Dude wrote:its really not bad at all. i can walk around, sit down, and there is little to no pain.

You should stop, sit down and apply ice.

JUburton wrote:

Phred wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:I got hydrocodone when I had mine snipped. They also took advantage of my valium addled state to sell me celebrex, which was expensive and which I never took.

Mine got infected. I was eating hydrocodone like they were candy.

fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

It was worse that you think. It swelled to the point where it looked and felt like there was a 3rd ball.

Phred wrote:

The Dude wrote:its really not bad at all. i can walk around, sit down, and there is little to no pain.

You should stop, sit down and apply ice.

i have been, i'm not running around or anything. just feeling good considering what happened a few hours ago

A chick I blew off awhile back was flying out today and walked past me without saying anything. Then decided to text me saying "glad to see I wasn't missing out on anything" to which I responded "hint: if you werent butthurt you wouldn't of texted"

No response since lol

702 wrote:A chick I blew off awhile back was flying out today and walked past me without saying anything. Then decided to text me saying "glad to see I wasn't missing out on anything" to which I responded "hint: if you werent butthurt you wouldn't of texted"

No response since lol

She has a point though. I've seen what you look like.

wouldn't have