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Postby Slowhand » Mon Feb 15, 2016 22:11:23

Speaking of PiP, where is PiP? Hasn't posted since 1/1
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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Mon Feb 15, 2016 22:17:34

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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Mon Feb 15, 2016 22:46:43

I'm concerned.
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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby WilliamC » Mon Feb 15, 2016 22:47:13

The roads are very bad. I was scared. I was even more scared when I got out of the car at the grocery score and there was a horse as tall as giraffe on a buggy about ten feet away pulling in. It had to be a mutant horse.
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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Mon Feb 15, 2016 23:12:28

I have a yuge blister on the roof of my mouth
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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby 702 » Mon Feb 15, 2016 23:15:17

phatj wrote:I have a yuge blister on the roof of my mouth

Hot pocket?

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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby WilliamC » Mon Feb 15, 2016 23:15:58

That usually happens to me when I start eating pizza before it is barely out of the oven.
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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Tue Feb 16, 2016 00:19:19

Slowhand wrote:I'm concerned.



have you tried PMing him??

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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby The B1G Piece » Tue Feb 16, 2016 05:51:28

Youseff wrote:just bought a bad ass coffee maker from Target



http://gizmodo.com/5876515/bodums-autom ... its-better

The problem with the automatic dripper machine that is probably sitting on your counter—or least one of the problems—is that except for perhaps Technivorm's machines, most don't deliver water that's hot enough to correctly brew coffee, and the temperature is about as stable as Ron Paul's mental condition. Which is what makes Bistro interesting: It promises water "over" 194 degrees—195-205 is the magic range—along with a spiral heating element that minimizes heat loss for a more stable brew temperature.

The other key thing it promises is an even distribution of water over the coffee bed—necessary for an even extraction.

The Ottomatic is $100 more than the above and it won't break as easily. Plus, it's awesome.

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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Tue Feb 16, 2016 10:48:45

Bucky wrote:
Slowhand wrote:I'm concerned.



have you tried PMing him??


Let's post euphemisms

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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Feb 16, 2016 13:08:46

Power is out. Damn

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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Feb 16, 2016 13:56:11

What a terrible euphemism.
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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Feb 16, 2016 14:02:42

Back on

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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby TomatoPie » Tue Feb 16, 2016 14:07:10

It was only a few years ago that I recognized that penultimate didn't mean "super ultimate"
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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 16, 2016 14:08:14

The B1G Piece wrote:
Youseff wrote:just bought a bad ass coffee maker from Target



http://gizmodo.com/5876515/bodums-autom ... its-better

The problem with the automatic dripper machine that is probably sitting on your counter—or least one of the problems—is that except for perhaps Technivorm's machines, most don't deliver water that's hot enough to correctly brew coffee, and the temperature is about as stable as Ron Paul's mental condition. Which is what makes Bistro interesting: It promises water "over" 194 degrees—195-205 is the magic range—along with a spiral heating element that minimizes heat loss for a more stable brew temperature.

The other key thing it promises is an even distribution of water over the coffee bed—necessary for an even extraction.

The Ottomatic is $100 more than the above and it won't break as easily. Plus, it's awesome.



so far, it's pretty awesome. outside of the taste, best part is the 10 cup capacity. it's increased my Saturday vegging coffee intake.
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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Feb 16, 2016 14:23:23

83YOM STUCK A BIG PURPLE DILDO IN RECTUM RECTAL FOREIGN BODY


Saw a link to this site on gizmodo, it's great. They pulled all of the ER reporting data from '09-'14 looked at foreign bodies stuck in rectums they found almost 18,000 reports and bucketed them into things like "jars and bottles", "vibrators", "soap" etc. they found that 40% of these vista were for sex toys and two thirds of the patients were male. Check out the site and click through to read the descriptions

http://flowingdata.com/2016/02/16/milli ... -shot-doc/

51YOM FORIEGN BODY IN RECTUM, PT PUT A "ADULT BUTT PLUG" IN HIS RECTUMU NABLE TO REMOVE

55 YOM PRESENTS TO ED WITH AN AEROSOL CAN STUCK IN RECTUMDX: FB IN REC TUM; TRANSFERRED

PT STATES PUT *** BOTTLE UP RECTUM. HAD STRING TIED ABOUT BOTTLE TO PULL IT OUT. FOREIGN
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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Feb 16, 2016 14:52:06

Slowhand wrote:I'm concerned.


He is a Florida man (Phlorida man?). Who knows what could have happened?
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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Feb 16, 2016 15:11:18

swishnicholson wrote:
Slowhand wrote:I'm concerned.


He is a Florida man (Phlorida man?). Who knows what could have happened?


if ya ain't a gator, you're gator bait.
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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Tue Feb 16, 2016 22:09:44

Wheels Tupay wrote: gator bait.


horrible of me to say so, but gatorbating would be such a PiP way to go
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Re: td is marrying a total babe and other random thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Tue Feb 16, 2016 22:13:27

and speaking of gay (tor) baiting, apparently a man who's collected millions for beating other men bloody with his fists while wearing little other than silk shorts feels gay couples are worse than animals (but he feels apologetic about it)
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