PrattRules wrote:

Think this is my favorite wedding photo I was ever in.

my guess is you're the guy on the bottom, second from the right

702 wrote:

Bucky wrote:

swishnicholson wrote:Everything disappeared cleanly, and then I heard ching, ching, ching and three quarters magically appeared at the bottom of the bowl. Bucky will have to explain to me how the construction of toilets made this miracle possible.

it's pretty straightforward and unspectacular. Pretty much the sewer rats calculated your amount due, the amount deposited, and found they owed 75 cents change

I lol'd

so good

on Spotify the song "Narcolepsy" off Third Eye Blind is named "Narclolepsy"

Youseff wrote:my guess is you're the guy on the bottom, second from the right

lower left

I was in the mood for a shitty movie and what do I see but Draft Day.

swishnicholson wrote:Yesterday I took a huge dump, stood up, and a shower of coins somehow burst from my pocket and an unknown number landed directly in the toilet. Tried fishing around for a bit with the toilet brush, making a huge mess but not grabbing ahold of anything solid. Finally gave up and flushed, praying that I wasn't going to screw up my plumbing forever.

Everything disappeared cleanly, and then I heard ching, ching, ching and three quarters magically appeared at the bottom of the bowl. Bucky will have to explain to me how the construction of toilets made this miracle possible.

Of course, I could still have a couple dimes or pennies working their way slowly through, or burrowing into, the system.

FlushQuarterson

firebird festival was great.

Did about three hours of yard work. Looked out the window and it looks pretty much the same as when I started.

PrattRules wrote:Did about three hours of yard work. Looked out the window and it looks pretty much the same as when I started.

Probably did the neighbor's yard by mistake.

phatj wrote::)

Thought about going with FlushNickelson. Think I missed there.

CalvinBall wrote:

The B1G Piece wrote:

CalvinBall wrote:Piece is in west Chester again.

Where you there? I didn't see you but I was pretty tired last night.

I looked up. Saw you for half a second but my friend was telling me some pretty big life news. By the time the conversation was over you must have left. Stop doing that.

I'll probably be there in early January.

Also, they're going to open on Sundays!

Slowhand wrote:

PrattRules wrote:Did about three hours of yard work. Looked out the window and it looks pretty much the same as when I started.

Probably did the neighbor's yard by mistake.

Found a dead squirrel underneath some leaves in my backyard. Scared the shit out of me at first. Hope it was only out there a few days but who knows.

Not sure where else to put this. So last X-mas we went to my in-laws and my wife needed to borrow her dad's ipad for something. While opening the ipad and getting situated, she noticed pictures of fat naked women on his ipad, like fat enough that it must be a fetish or something.

Needless to say, this was an absolute boon to me. I've brought it up about once a month, enough that my wife groans loudly when I make a joke about it, but not enough that she gets mad. It's just so great that I can't even believe it. Surely, no man has been blessed with such an endless bounty of jokes to last a lifetime. But then yesterday it got better.

Her brother accidentally texted her a dick pick. I didn't get a look at it, but it was apparently a full on dick pick, not a pants bulge or anything. His wife thinks it's the funniest thing ever and he's mortified. Needless to say, I think it's glorious and should be celebrated. I've already texted her a pic of a post-it that said "Your brother's penis" on it. Very lowbrow stuff, but fitting the situation, I think. I mean, I can't believe my luck.

I send the wrong messages to people all the time when I am rushing or even drunk and responding. Sending the sister a dick pic would have to be an epic heart sinking feeling. Oh man that is rough.

'Accidentally'

His wife said he went to bed early saying he needed a break from his phone.

Your wife shouldn't have been such a snoop with her dad's iPad!

peppermint stick ice cream is banging