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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby 1 » Thu May 28, 2015 10:55:27

Only been best man once. The couple are both heavily involved in music and theatre, so I wrote and played a song about them. It wasn't great, but it went over very well. Asked him some leading questions the day before to get some specifics about their relationship and filled in the blanks myself. Recorded my guitar on a loop while in the parking garage at our hotel and figured out the melody from there while drinking a bottle of bourbon. That was fun.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby pacino » Thu May 28, 2015 12:00:32

does anyone know if tailgating is allowed at Red Bull Arena? It says no on the website but plenty of places don't actually enforce something like that. Do they?
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Grotewold » Thu May 28, 2015 12:02:24

pacino wrote:does anyone know if tailgating is allowed at Red Bull Arena? It says no on the website but plenty of places don't actually enforce something like that. Do they?


Yeah almost every venue says that, but I very rarely see it enforced other than underage drinking and grilling, and with the latter you can just put it away

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Thu May 28, 2015 12:44:45

same with the former

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu May 28, 2015 13:04:31

Southwest is basically chaos with this seating stuff.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Thu May 28, 2015 13:09:47

Can someone photoshop a giraffe at a sheetz? Tia

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby The Dude » Thu May 28, 2015 13:18:45

i just did a bunch of yard work and feeling pretty good about myself
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu May 28, 2015 13:25:24

I hate booking flights to Minneapolis from philly. There are no direct options and the flights available on our accepted carriers suck.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby The Dude » Thu May 28, 2015 13:28:52

I only have 2 trips left this year. so happy
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby pacino » Thu May 28, 2015 13:34:47

spelling bees are stupid
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Thu May 28, 2015 13:35:56

always knocked out in the first round huh

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby The Dude » Thu May 28, 2015 13:38:30

i was great in elementary school at the spelling bee, representing my grade for the contest. But I was Drexler to Patrick Murphy's Jordan
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby The Dude » Thu May 28, 2015 13:47:51

Finally, Chemtrail believers have a face and voice to represent them: Kylie Jenner
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby pacino » Thu May 28, 2015 13:53:17

who can spell this word no one uses
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Thu May 28, 2015 14:02:18

The Dude wrote:I only have 2 trips left this year. so happy


Nice. I have 3 in the next month or so. I've been pretty lucky this year, but it's starting to pick up but.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby pacino » Thu May 28, 2015 14:05:13

The Dude wrote:Finally, Chemtrail believers have a face and voice to represent them: Kylie Jenner

googled this and i didnt realize this was still a thing for people. wouldn't they already be dead if it was real?

their fix is putting vinegar into a spray bottle and pointing it towards the trail in the sky
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby The Dude » Thu May 28, 2015 16:17:51

Why would they be dead
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Woody » Thu May 28, 2015 16:24:56

b/c the sky is filled with deadly chemicals
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby Bucky » Thu May 28, 2015 16:26:00

but guys, it's mind control, not murder!!

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Unread postby The Dude » Thu May 28, 2015 16:34:52

Yeah mInd control and weather manipulation dumbasses
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