Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby td11 » Sat May 16, 2015 16:12:05

Grotewold wrote:
td11 wrote:
Slowhand wrote:she's gonna pay me back.


yeah she is

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby jamiethekiller » Sat May 16, 2015 16:21:14

Yo. Love the spark. Good job my man

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby td11 » Sat May 16, 2015 18:03:01

ReadingPhilly wrote:there's 3 or 4 posters on here who are just straight up weird as fuck.


Thank god for em
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby phatj » Sat May 16, 2015 18:59:23

ReadingPhilly wrote:there's 3 or 4 posters on here who are just straight up weird as #$!&@.

Name names
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby azrider » Sat May 16, 2015 19:55:34

I've never had problems with chicks paying me back cash to help them cover even in excess of 1k. My major issue are my clothes. I have an entire wardrobe floating around out there. I just got a hat back today, but appeared it just got traded for a hoodie. All I have is a size 2 black mini dress and a couple of pair of panties. Btw... Who the hell forgets their damn panties?

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby 1 » Sat May 16, 2015 20:04:24

There you go
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Grotewold » Sat May 16, 2015 20:06:50

1 still owes me my swimming cap

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby 1 » Sat May 16, 2015 20:08:22

That's disgusting
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Grotewold » Sat May 16, 2015 20:38:52

Then make it right

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Ramon Gris » Sun May 17, 2015 11:03:01

azrider wrote:I've never had problems with chicks paying me back cash to help them cover even in excess of 1k. My major issue are my clothes. I have an entire wardrobe floating around out there. I just got a hat back today, but appeared it just got traded for a hoodie. All I have is a size 2 black mini dress and a couple of pair of panties. Btw... Who the hell forgets their damn panties?


My dog steals girls' panties. It's hilarious

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Slowhand » Sun May 17, 2015 11:04:31

Your dog sounds like some sort of sex pervert.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bucky » Sun May 17, 2015 11:06:18

anybody know of any in-line flow control for a garden hose? I use a flow-through car wash brush to wash my conservatory roof glass (along with a windex pole/pad thingy). The brush has an on/off switch, but sometimes I want full flow, and other times just a little bit of water. I'm thinking if the brush had a squeeze handle like a typical nozzle it would be perfect. But I can't find any like that, so I'm thinking something in-line. HELP ME THE GOOGLE

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Slowhand » Sun May 17, 2015 11:50:11

Slept til 11am this morning. Can't remember the last time I slept past 8. Was nice.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby PrattRules » Sun May 17, 2015 12:01:37

They hired a new barber at my go-to barber shop. There was a line of 5 or 6 people when I walked in yesterday, and nobody wanted to test the newbie. I wanted to get in and out (pip), so I bypassed the line and took a chance. Top three haircut of my life.

On a sidenote, another barber there has a stack of playboys a few inches high. He was letting a 12 year old page through a couple issues.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Slowhand » Sun May 17, 2015 12:08:15

sounds like a pedo. Expect an FBI raid
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bill McNeal » Sun May 17, 2015 12:08:19

With the internet now, playboy is practically a Disney product
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Soren » Sun May 17, 2015 13:46:46

any advice for learning to drive a manual transmission
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby phatj » Sun May 17, 2015 13:47:30

Find an empty parking lot, and a copilot who knows how to drive stick.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Soren » Sun May 17, 2015 13:58:12

Best idea is try to find a cheap ass beater to learn on? Don't think I know anyone who has a stick shift vehicle.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby JUburton » Sun May 17, 2015 14:21:57

Get someone that drives stick, go to car sense, have them drive it off the lot, go to an open lot and practice a little. I don't think it really does much, if any, damage. Honestly there's not a lot of 'learning'. You can get the basics down in 20 minutes. Once you know how to get it moving from start, changing gears is no real problem and after that it's just getting used to your clutch/transmission. Each car will be different.

Why do you need to learn? My first car was stick and I had about 10 minutes in a parking lot on a different car before that and then I just took my car around the neighborhood and went for it. Just don't get on any steep inclines to start out on since the car can roll. New cars may have hill assist though so you wouldn't have to worry about it.

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