lazy firefighter, get to work!

jamiethekiller wrote:you missed a spot

audible laugh, well done.

Mission Accomplished!

Too busy checking BSG (I don't know which one Bucky is, I assumed he looked like a baseball card IRL).

BAHAHAHAHA

I can honestly say that doesn't look photoshopped.

looks ms painted

Yes, thank you Clavin.

CalvinBall wrote:looks ms painted

/bucky'd

I've been seeing this one chick for the past few weeks who is really nice, but there is a major issue. I don't know what it is, but the majority of chicks I've been with are Italian. So I know hairy chicks, however they have all kept things very well clean down there. Well, I haven't been with a girl that hasn't been hairless since high school. I mean we're talking lots of girls here. This hair thing has definitely become a turn off. It's not like I expect everything to be all smooth, I'm down with stubble too. It's not like some Amazon jungle there but more like the Serengeti. Unfortunately, azrider doesn't hunt or have any intention of hunting elephants. I got to explain this to her somehow. Ever since my best friend told his girl friend in high school "I never saw them that big before!" When she took off her bra the first time, that he was referring to the areola and not her breasts, I worry about hurting girls self confidence.

buy her a comb?

Getting into a yogurt phase.

So is azrider

I'm going out to meet up with a friend, but had to take a shit. Azrider never shits after seven pm. Now I have to take another shower and I just took one a half an hour ago.

Pretty sure a fox just walked through my yard.

Never a fox sighting in my life outside of a zoo until about a month ago. Red fox and it was neat looking. Easy to tell right away what it was.

Was sitting on our enclosed patio watching the end of the hockey game and saw it jump up on the wall from our side yard going across the front of the house. Lot of cats around and only the street light to go off, but definitely looked like a fox to me. Longer body and bushier tail than a cat.

World Cup or Champions League knockout games that go till someone scores rather than penalties would be a hell of a thing. Watch a hockey game like tonight, and it makes me wish they did that.

jerseyhoya wrote:World Cup or Champions League knockout games that go till someone scores rather than penalties would be a hell of a thing. Watch a hockey game like tonight, and it makes me wish they did that.

I mean, I love it in theory but just look how ridiculously gassed most players seem to be by the end of extra time. The midfielders have run/sprinted maybe 6-7 miles at that point.