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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby TomatoPie » Fri May 08, 2015 14:42:16

PSA: http://blog.allstate.com/new-tires-rear/

If you are buying just 2 tires, put them on the rear. Applies to any 4-wheeled vehicle.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Slowhand » Fri May 08, 2015 14:49:32

If you're buying two tires just buy two more
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby phatj » Fri May 08, 2015 14:51:32

When I buy two tires I put them on one side
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby 702 » Fri May 08, 2015 14:56:30

phatj wrote:When I buy two tires I put them on one side


Two tire pit stop, risky gamble.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bucky » Fri May 08, 2015 18:12:14

i put one in the front, one in the rear

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 08, 2015 20:06:19

The that's what she said thread's no fun when you make it too easy :(
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bucky » Fri May 08, 2015 20:08:29

BECAUSE I HAS A MOTORCYCLE

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 08, 2015 20:12:32

Want a pickle?
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby The Dude » Fri May 08, 2015 21:09:59

Had a nice hot pizza pie dinner with my daughter tonight. She's a good kid
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 08, 2015 21:12:26

Gonna keep her then?
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby The Dude » Fri May 08, 2015 21:14:07

We'll see what tomorrow brings
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri May 08, 2015 21:53:23

swishnicholson wrote:
The Dude wrote:what's wrong with that


There's nothing wrong with it, and I'd just assume most women have waitressed at some time in their lives (including my friend, who had worked as one as her twenties). And this wasn't at some country club, it was on the public courts where everyone had paid $60 to the adult school for six lessons. It is kind of a tony, historic town in South Jersey with many , but certainly not all, wealthy people. I think her unnecessary embarrassment was pretty funny.

At least until I explained it.



I think that's it. At least in my day, many wealthy people I know would make sure their children would spend at least a summer doing pretty unpleasant work.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri May 08, 2015 21:58:05

One of the dad's in my sons Cub Scout den looks very much like kev1n. He's an insane Russian dude. it always throws me for a loop when I see him because he looks like 1 but talks like the bad guy from a 80's movie.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Slowhand » Fri May 08, 2015 23:29:01

Kinda makes you wonder how much we really know about kev1n...
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby The Dude » Sat May 09, 2015 12:03:57

More mr. Mom. I'm always the only dad at my daughters dance class #notcomplaining
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby 1 » Sat May 09, 2015 13:41:14

The year I spent home with my oldest was full of milf-daydreamin. Not a single looker on the whole t-ball mom roster.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby WilliamC » Sat May 09, 2015 13:48:28

Donkey Kong Country is still fun. I still like to play the oldies like the original MK's a lot once in a while. Blades of Steel and Tecmo Bowl still are the best.

I have pretty much every system ever but the regular and Super Nintendo still win. And the Wii for allowing me to just put all of the games on there.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby WilliamC » Sat May 09, 2015 14:06:16

Is a like button available for this format? Sometimes you just want to like a comment someone made that deserves to be given a compliment. A lot of times don't do it though.
Last edited by WilliamC on Sat May 09, 2015 14:07:20, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bucky » Sat May 09, 2015 14:06:52

+2

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby WilliamC » Sat May 09, 2015 14:09:15

Bucky's comment is talking about my initial post that I edited when he was typing his comment where I said I think saying +1 is stupid.

-1 to Bucky for making my post say edited. +1 though because it was funny.
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