Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed May 06, 2015 11:25:08

A good strong relationship can take a joke or two, obviously they can speak to each other in this manner and take it in the spirit in which it is meant. Good for them, he obviously was joking and she responded in a joke, let's not take everything so seriously and laugh a bit more. I love how it all worked out. My partner and I joke in this manner as well, the whole " a man's job" or "a woman's job", truth be told, he cooks not as well as me, but he cooks, I can fix things, but not as good as him. So we are a good balance, of not needing each other, but wanting each other. Lots of laughs over the rolls we have, best line out of his mouth...."I know I'm the man in this relationship, but that's only because you let me" haha

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bucky » Wed May 06, 2015 12:51:09

housh i've never seen you open up like that before

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby azrider » Wed May 06, 2015 16:36:50

I have a chick coming over in the next hour, presumably just for sex as she has to work at 5. For some reason, not really down with it. Am I like getting old or something?

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Slowhand » Wed May 06, 2015 17:49:45

Maybe you're close to hitting rock bottom. We can all hope, at least.
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bucky » Thu May 07, 2015 14:58:52

RE: lasership (just thought about it because they're bringing me a new range outlet by 9 tonight, since the one-piece outlet i want isn't in stock at either the blue or orange store):

was talking with a friend of mind last week who is a boss or something for Quick Courier. He knows all about the Amazon contracts and situations with the drivers in their POVs. They have to use their own car, no reimbursements for gas or mileage, and they receive a whopping $1.50 per amazon delivery

Wow

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby drsmooth » Thu May 07, 2015 16:47:57

azrider wrote:I have a chick coming over in the next hour, presumably just for sex as she has to work at 5. For some reason, not really down with it. Am I like getting old or something?


Well, that depends.

Is she having the sex with you?
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby 702 » Thu May 07, 2015 21:42:25

Kurt Cobain documentary was......interesting.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bucky » Thu May 07, 2015 21:51:49

[Reveal] Spoiler:
he dies in the end

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Slowhand » Thu May 07, 2015 21:56:54

mind blowing
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Youseff » Thu May 07, 2015 22:08:38

702 wrote:Kurt Cobain documentary was......interesting.


I liked it
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby cartersDad26 » Thu May 07, 2015 23:20:36

First hour was great. Then they bring in Courtney and it all goes down hill...much as it did in life.

Also her tits were gross.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby 702 » Thu May 07, 2015 23:29:19

I agree with Carter.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Youseff » Fri May 08, 2015 00:03:49

I hate when the flabby men of BSG act like doofus misogynists
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Slowhand » Fri May 08, 2015 04:28:41

702 wrote:I agree with Carter.


But what about his dad?
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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Monkeyboy » Fri May 08, 2015 07:55:31

Just used Google calendar to invite my wife to a party in my pants.


..... and she declined.

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri May 08, 2015 08:24:10

:lol:
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby pacino » Fri May 08, 2015 08:26:03

Youseff wrote:I hate when the flabby men of BSG act like doofus misogynists

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 08, 2015 08:30:47

So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Bucky » Fri May 08, 2015 09:38:19

tate's chocolate chip cookies are pretty great

didn't like them at first but they quickly become addictive

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Re: Fat, drunk, and RANDOM is no way to go through life

Postby Slowhand » Fri May 08, 2015 09:42:16

Bucky wrote:tate's chocolate chip cookies are pretty great

didn't like them at first but they quickly become addictive


Hope you're still riding that bike everyday.
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