RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Mon Apr 27, 2015 17:04:54

have to give an ignite talk in class at 530. it's going to be awful. should've made the useless kid or the non-english speaker do it.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Mon Apr 27, 2015 17:12:42

I worked in a supermarket for 3 years in high school and college and it was pretty awesome. Almost all of the people who worked there were high school or college kids too and it was just a constant party, a steady stream of sex, drugs and booze. I'll have to write up some of those stories, I've got a couple that are pretty good and really pretty insane, by the end of my run there, a group of us had keys and access to everything in the store, from the security tapes to the locker where the cigarette back stock was kept to the scheduling/payroll computers. It was a fucking disaster, I have no idea how most of us made it out without getting fired, in fact I can only think of one guy getting fired and he got caught by corporate security stealing a sandwich.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby swishnicholson » Mon Apr 27, 2015 17:20:19

ReadingPhilly wrote:have to give an ignite talk in class at 530. it's going to be awful. should've made the useless kid or the non-english speaker do it.


Am I the last person to know what an ignite talk is?
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby drsmooth » Mon Apr 27, 2015 17:30:03

McNeal, looking forward to your stories, especially since your post had me thinking you had some kind of Lockup episode in store for us, right up to the last 3 words
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Ace Rothstein » Mon Apr 27, 2015 17:30:41

1 wrote:I worked for Sears for a summer. We unloaded trucks in the morning and played hockey on the dock all afternoon. Second-favorite PT job ever.



i worked at sears when i was at IUP unloading trucks, many good times there, pretty much the same as what Bill is saying that happened at the supermarket outside 1 of us having keys to the place. 1 of the girls i worked with at sears also worked at the movie theater at the same mall as a manager and there was some epic parties there of sears employees after they closed the theater.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby smitty » Mon Apr 27, 2015 18:51:37

swishnicholson wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:have to give an ignite talk in class at 530. it's going to be awful. should've made the useless kid or the non-english speaker do it.


Am I the last person to know what an ignite talk is?


You are now. I just looked it up. It is a real fast talk, five minutes. The goal is to ignite the audience. I guess you can use a blow torch.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Mon Apr 27, 2015 19:28:12

Stay safe down there, Dorn
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby pacino » Mon Apr 27, 2015 19:29:18

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Soren » Mon Apr 27, 2015 19:48:10

Slowhand wrote:Other than shitty pay, working in a warehouse was a blast


agreed. KFC was more fun though. Smoke weed and eat chicken all day? Yes plz.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby SK790 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 19:51:22

miss the job i had at the bakery before i got a weather job. my boss used to say the only way i resembled a baker was that i liked to smoke a lot of weed.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Mon Apr 27, 2015 19:52:54

putting the bake in baker
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby 1 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 20:25:49

Worst part of Sears was working the large appliances in the basement of the auto center. Had to work by myself with Y102, the stench of tires, and 2 staticky channels on a washed out TV. Best part was everything else.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby swishnicholson » Mon Apr 27, 2015 20:53:31

smitty wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:have to give an ignite talk in class at 530. it's going to be awful. should've made the useless kid or the non-english speaker do it.


Am I the last person to know what an ignite talk is?


You are now. I just looked it up. It is a real fast talk, five minutes. The goal is to ignite the audience. I guess you can use a blow torch.


Hey now, I actually looked it up after Reading's post, so I was still ahead of you by minutes. I also now intend to use the term Pecha Kucha three times tomorrow so I can make it my own. Let's see if I can do so without getting slapped.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby CalvinBall » Mon Apr 27, 2015 21:25:22

Quit or fired?

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Apr 27, 2015 21:42:09

what

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Mon Apr 27, 2015 21:51:26

prolly in reference to your cup of coffee with mcdonalds.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Apr 27, 2015 21:54:03

ah. I was 15 and decided I didn't want money that much

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Mon Apr 27, 2015 21:57:29

a regular Danny Watkins over here.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby SK790 » Mon Apr 27, 2015 22:01:16

Unless you work every hour of every day you decide you don't want money that much #dabs
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby The Dude » Mon Apr 27, 2015 22:12:32

at the mcdonalds i worked at, i had 3 close friends and burnout managers that didn't give a shit about anything. we would do drugs and make burgers, there was sex in the crew room in the basement, lots of fun. when i was promoted they asked me to not go to college (i had just graduated high school) and they wanted to send me to burger u
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