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Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Mar 27, 2015 15:57:16

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Mar 27, 2015 16:02:58

Hi guys
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 27, 2015 16:08:26

hey babe

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Mar 27, 2015 16:09:02

Unh unh
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Mar 27, 2015 16:41:13

Houshphandzadeh wrote:hey babe


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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Fri Mar 27, 2015 16:46:06

Get a cake, you two
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Mar 27, 2015 16:53:38

Midterm due at 6 PM for the online class I'm teaching this semester. The course website has been down off and on this afternoon, and now it appears the university email server isn't working either. Receiving a bunch of panicked emails from students' gmail accounts to my gmail, but I can't use the mailtool from the course site to get in touch with the whole class about an extension or alternate means of taking it.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Bucky » Fri Mar 27, 2015 16:54:29

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Youseff » Fri Mar 27, 2015 16:59:01

part of the reason my new boss hired me is his favorite player of all time is Allen Iverson.
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Postby The Dude » Fri Mar 27, 2015 17:02:04

calvin let's go shopping
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Fri Mar 27, 2015 17:06:10

Think I'm going to (re)learn calculus
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Postby CalvinBall » Fri Mar 27, 2015 17:08:26

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Where? I'm just at FDR for real.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Mar 27, 2015 17:12:24

Slowhand wrote:Think I'm going to (re)learn calculus

Just to be differential.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Fri Mar 27, 2015 17:13:19

WheelsFellOff wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Think I'm going to (re)learn calculus

Just to be differential.


Just gotta make sure not to drink and derive.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Mar 27, 2015 17:17:12

I had my limit after taking it three times in college [/PiP]

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby slugsrbad » Fri Mar 27, 2015 17:17:17

Slowhand wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Think I'm going to (re)learn calculus

Just to be differential.


Just gotta make sure not to drink and derive.


If I were him, I'd take these puns as a bad sine.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Mar 27, 2015 17:17:52

THAT WAS TRIG FFS

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Bucky » Fri Mar 27, 2015 17:50:00

stop being obtuse

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Fri Mar 27, 2015 17:59:04

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri Mar 27, 2015 19:42:08

Bucky wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:Question time!

Say a traffic signal on your way to work has malfunctioned and reverted to blinking yellow and red lights, your direction has flashing yellow. Do you:

A) Treat the intersection as a four-way stop sign?

B) Drive carefully through the intersection as only flashing red lights are to be treated as a stop sign?

C) Stare dumbfounded at the traffic signal and each driver in turn while traffic slowly backs up behind you as society has clearly broken down, IS NOTHING REAL ANYMORE?!



Legally "B", but "A" is the way it usually flushes out, unless the intersection has an obviously dominant road, in which case the dudes at the flashing red should just turn around and go home.

Twenty-some years ago, I got a ticket for not coming to a complete stop at a flashing yellow. The officer corrected my misunderstanding of the law. Apparently both have to stop but flashing red must yield right-a-way to flashing yellow (red can't go until there is no one at the yellows).
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