RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Bucky » Fri Mar 27, 2015 21:20:01

Phan In Phlorida wrote:
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WheelsFellOff wrote:Question time!

Say a traffic signal on your way to work has malfunctioned and reverted to blinking yellow and red lights, your direction has flashing yellow. Do you:

A) Treat the intersection as a four-way stop sign?

B) Drive carefully through the intersection as only flashing red lights are to be treated as a stop sign?

C) Stare dumbfounded at the traffic signal and each driver in turn while traffic slowly backs up behind you as society has clearly broken down, IS NOTHING REAL ANYMORE?!



Legally "B", but "A" is the way it usually flushes out, unless the intersection has an obviously dominant road, in which case the dudes at the flashing red should just turn around and go home.

Twenty-some years ago, I got a ticket for not coming to a complete stop at a flashing yellow. The officer corrected my misunderstanding of the law. Apparently both have to stop but flashing red must yield right-a-way to flashing yellow (red can't go until there is no one at the yellows).


I sure hope you challenged it

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Mar 27, 2015 21:29:48

Bucky wrote:
Phan In Phlorida wrote:
Bucky wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:Question time!

Say a traffic signal on your way to work has malfunctioned and reverted to blinking yellow and red lights, your direction has flashing yellow. Do you:

A) Treat the intersection as a four-way stop sign?

B) Drive carefully through the intersection as only flashing red lights are to be treated as a stop sign?

C) Stare dumbfounded at the traffic signal and each driver in turn while traffic slowly backs up behind you as society has clearly broken down, IS NOTHING REAL ANYMORE?!



Legally "B", but "A" is the way it usually flushes out, unless the intersection has an obviously dominant road, in which case the dudes at the flashing red should just turn around and go home.

Twenty-some years ago, I got a ticket for not coming to a complete stop at a flashing yellow. The officer corrected my misunderstanding of the law. Apparently both have to stop but flashing red must yield right-a-way to flashing yellow (red can't go until there is no one at the yellows).


I sure hope you challenged it


I'm guessing the cop in your story said the flashing signal was non-functioning, but non-functioning means no signal whatsoever. So yes, had the signal been out entirely, the intersection becomes a 4-way stop. Otherwise, the signal should fall back on flashing with one side designated as right of way with the flashing yellow.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sat Mar 28, 2015 05:01:28

Having an uncle as district magistrate meant tickets (cough) "never happened" :wink: 8-)
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby azrider » Sat Mar 28, 2015 07:03:32

Only bad things happen after 4am

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Bill McNeal » Sat Mar 28, 2015 08:44:39

azrider wrote:Only bad things happen after 4am


Wasn't it Bill Cosby who like to say that about midnight or whatever? Guess he really knew what he was talking about
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:18:21

Has there ever been a non-creepy looking easter bunny in the history of easter bunnies?
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby slugsrbad » Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:49:34

Wheels Tupay wrote:Has there ever been a non-creepy looking easter bunny in the history of easter bunnies?


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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby drsmooth » Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:58:16

slugsrbad wrote:
Wheels Tupay wrote:Has there ever been a non-creepy looking easter bunny in the history of easter bunnies?




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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby The Dude » Sat Mar 28, 2015 21:28:00

"Germanwings Co-Pilot Sought Treatment for Vision Problems Before Crash"

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Sat Mar 28, 2015 21:32:54

Just as I suspected :idea:
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Bill McNeal » Sat Mar 28, 2015 21:36:39

Is that's mountain or sky, can't tell hmmm better fly through it to be sure.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby The Dude » Sat Mar 28, 2015 21:37:47

slowly for 10 minutes while locking my copilot out
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Sat Mar 28, 2015 21:39:05

Was probably trying to find the door to let the pilot in
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Sat Mar 28, 2015 21:48:53

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sun Mar 29, 2015 00:11:23

Thought it was more he would have to give up his job and was depressed than he couldnt see the mountain in front of him.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby The Dude » Sun Mar 29, 2015 00:16:19

Could be, just a shitty headline that wants to lead the other way
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby 702 » Sun Mar 29, 2015 09:09:33

Beer shits, that is all.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby smitty » Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:20:58

One thing that bugs me is the use of the term "fan base." What is a fan base? Is it an Air Force facility where the fans hang out between games? Can you be a fan and not be in the fan base?

I just watched a five minute story about Kentucky fans. They used the phrase fan base about 20 times. It just got ridiculous.

Just use the word fan (or fans). It's simpler and correct. And that's a good thing.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Bucky » Sun Mar 29, 2015 14:00:51

So many hotties at the FI today

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby CalvinBall » Sun Mar 29, 2015 14:51:23

Franklin institute?

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