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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Bucky » Sun Apr 26, 2015 08:09:38

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby phatj » Sun Apr 26, 2015 10:41:50

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby pacino » Sun Apr 26, 2015 12:34:05

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby PrattRules » Sun Apr 26, 2015 16:34:49

This is a lot more lawn than I'm used to. (pip) Took me over an hour to do the first cut of the year.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Sun Apr 26, 2015 19:44:23

PrattRules wrote:This is a lot more lawn than I'm used to. (pip) Took me over an hour to do the first cut of the year.


According to some internet site, that's about a 400 calorie workout.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Apr 26, 2015 19:58:34

But he's on a riding mower.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sun Apr 26, 2015 21:26:01

anyone know anything about riding mowers? I hired someone to cut the grass last year and they are doing it again this year, but I think I might just wanna do it myself instead. I checked them out at sears and lowes and I just don't really know anything about them except they start at a grand a go up from there. I think I'm looking for something with around a 42" cutting deck, I don't need anything bigger than that. Help me bsg
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Apr 26, 2015 22:05:08

Don't you think you'd be better off burning the calories, fatso?
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Apr 27, 2015 03:35:14

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Woody » Mon Apr 27, 2015 08:52:42

Buy a shitty push mower and make your kid do it. My dad didn't buy a riding mower until the day after I left for college. It builds character, they say
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby drsmooth » Mon Apr 27, 2015 08:57:55

Bill McNeal wrote:anyone know anything about riding mowers? I hired someone to cut the grass last year and they are doing it again this year, but I think I might just wanna do it myself instead. I checked them out at sears and lowes and I just don't really know anything about them except they start at a grand a go up from there. I think I'm looking for something with around a 42" cutting deck, I don't need anything bigger than that. Help me bsg



If an effective long-term mowing solution is what you're after, I have one word for you:

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Mon Apr 27, 2015 08:58:14

just make a giant garden

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Apr 27, 2015 09:02:49

Welcome to the jungle
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Mon Apr 27, 2015 09:16:32

Woody wrote:Buy a shitty push mower and make your kid do it. My dad didn't buy a riding mower until the day after I left for college. It builds character, they say


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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby phatj » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:57:03

Make sure your riding mower has a cupholder
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:18:36

What size lawn do you need to justify a riding mower? And there's always the self-propelled kind that you just walk behind.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby Slowhand » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:21:28

I've always loved mowing lawns and yard work in general. Always toyed with the idea of starting my own landscaping business.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby phatj » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:23:39

You can mow my lawn. Just for your own enjoyment though
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Unread postby phatj » Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:25:35

Mowing the lawn was my most hated chore as a kid. Probably to do with the fact that we had a big apple tree in our yard and I was virtually guaranteed to walk face-first into a spider web every single time, not to mention dealing with yellow jackets later in the summer.
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