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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Soren » Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:34:13

I remember that song being a lot more about boobs.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Phred » Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:34:18

Grotewold wrote:
Phred wrote:It doesn't matter how cute she is if her boobs suck. Conversely, it doesn't matter how nice her boobs are if she isn't cute.


We talking marriage here

Otherwise I disagree with vehemence!


I always assume that marriage is the ultimate endgame. Otherwise, you are correct. For "fling" purposes, none of the above matters.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Soren » Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:43:54

ratio of boob to hip is very important to me
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby azrider » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:03:41

I'm all about proportion and symmetry too.

I should've figured something was up when she was wearing a sports bra out and not into taking it off. Granted she gave a great BJ, taking in balls and all, that kind of made me forget about it. I'm only rocking 5 1/2 so not the greatest feat in the world, but still something very few women willing to even attempt. Who am I kidding... It's phenomenal. Rather have that experience once than being hung like a horse, true story.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Napalm » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:11:50

hey i'm eating breakfast over here

and it sounds like she did too.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby TomatoPie » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:13:44

Phred wrote:
azrider wrote:Really pretty but some seriously messed up titties... Deal breaker?

I'm not talking size just some saggy, pancake uneven ones, small or large with uneven nipple length.


Yes, a deal breaker. I once dated a girl who was very cool, just unbelievably cute and had really big boobs. When I finally got around to being able to play with them, though, they turned out to be floppy and had no substance to them. The relationship was doomed from there.

It doesn't matter how cute she is if her boobs suck. Conversely, it doesn't matter how nice her boobs are if she isn't cute. Of course, personality goes a long way to correcting both of the above situations.


OTOH -- Almost all the time you will be with her, you will see that pretty face. You will only see the boobs when she is naked. If her boobs look OK with her clothes on, she's a keeper.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Slowhand » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:14:25

OK then
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:15:52

you guys should write a gross newsletter

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby TomatoPie » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:18:21

I regard with suspicion adults who eschew red meat, alcohol, or coffee.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WilliamC » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:19:43

I got addicted to watching the Shark Tank. FML
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Soren » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:20:08

meat sandwich
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WilliamC » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:21:14

I regard the sentence above my sentence about Shark Tank with suspicion. I love alcohol but like my meat cooked and coffee sucks balls.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Soren » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:23:05

I have periodic impulses to try writing music again but it seems so miserable.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby azrider » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:25:59

TomatoPie wrote:
Phred wrote:
azrider wrote:Really pretty but some seriously messed up titties... Deal breaker?

I'm not talking size just some saggy, pancake uneven ones, small or large with uneven nipple length.


Yes, a deal breaker. I once dated a girl who was very cool, just unbelievably cute and had really big boobs. When I finally got around to being able to play with them, though, they turned out to be floppy and had no substance to them. The relationship was doomed from there.

It doesn't matter how cute she is if her boobs suck. Conversely, it doesn't matter how nice her boobs are if she isn't cute. Of course, personality goes a long way to correcting both of the above situations.


OTOH -- Almost all the time you will be with her, you will see that pretty face. You will only see the boobs when she is naked. If her boobs look OK with her clothes on, she's a keeper.


I don't know... I kinda require a little more random nakedness. I also prefer the v to be tucked in too, but no big deal in the grand scheme of things.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:27:11

WilliamC wrote:I regard the sentence above my sentence about Shark Tank with suspicion. I love alcohol but like my meat cooked and coffee sucks balls.


Shark tank is awesome, check out The Profit, if you like shark tank, you'll probably like The Profit. It's pretty much what happens when a "shark" invests in someone's business and the path they take to improve their business or the path to the deal falling apart. It's good man
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WilliamC » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:28:51

Most good looking girls have good boobs though.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WilliamC » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:30:04

Bill McNeal wrote:
WilliamC wrote:I regard the sentence above my sentence about Shark Tank with suspicion. I love alcohol but like my meat cooked and coffee sucks balls.


Shark tank is awesome, check out The Profit, if you like shark tank, you'll probably like The Profit. It's pretty much what happens when a "shark" invests in someone's business and the path they take to improve their business or the path to the deal falling apart. It's good man


Thanks I will. I wouldn't even watch Shark Tank when it first came out. Kind of glad now cause I am overdosing.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Wheels Tupay » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:39:36

About to have a cup of coffee right now. So excite!
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Dec 03, 2014 11:58:57

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:08:01

I don't fart that much

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