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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:10:49

I filled two balloons on my way to work.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Soren » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:23:23

(bio diesel)
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WilliamC » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:28:14

I think getting a fish tank is a fun idea every five years or so. Last time I bought a Tiger Oscar and it ate all my fish.

It's a nice tank. I can't even do this, fuck a saltwater tank!
Do it again!

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Phred » Wed Dec 03, 2014 13:10:23

Heavy (not necessarily fat...just heavy) girls with small boobs totally gross me out. That just isn't natural. Heavy girls should have big boobs.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Dec 03, 2014 13:17:20

I've heard them described as a flatso
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Soren » Wed Dec 03, 2014 13:20:10

well, that's the worst thing I'm going to hear today
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Dec 03, 2014 13:22:37

In about 20 years, our pal Paul will be the only non-Duggar in Arkansas. Goddamn that family breeds like crazy

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Dec 03, 2014 13:27:04

Their PR does a good job at hiding how totally fucked up that family is.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby lethal » Wed Dec 03, 2014 13:57:22

Bill McNeal wrote:
WilliamC wrote:I regard the sentence above my sentence about Shark Tank with suspicion. I love alcohol but like my meat cooked and coffee sucks balls.


Shark tank is awesome, check out The Profit, if you like shark tank, you'll probably like The Profit. It's pretty much what happens when a "shark" invests in someone's business and the path they take to improve their business or the path to the deal falling apart. It's good man


I like Shark Tank, thanks for the tip on The Profit. I'll check it out.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby PrattRules » Wed Dec 03, 2014 22:23:01

Phred wrote:Heavy (not necessarily fat...just heavy) girls with small boobs totally gross me out. That just isn't natural. Heavy girls should have big boobs.


Just as bad as an ugly chick with some DSLs who won't go down on you.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby PrattRules » Wed Dec 03, 2014 22:25:24

Coffee is pretty good. Don't get me started on decaf.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby SK790 » Wed Dec 03, 2014 22:55:52

green mountain coffee k cups were on sale at safeway for 5.99. great day.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby pacino » Thu Dec 04, 2014 08:35:41

Sixers and SJU Hawks both win. what a night
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby TomatoPie » Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:12:23

SK790 wrote:green mountain coffee k cups were on sale at safeway for 5.99. great day.


did you get Sumatran Reserve?

I'm not big on Green Mountain but GM Sumatra is the Sinatra of K Cup Coffee
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby The Dude » Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:49:47

one of my authors made me gingerbread men
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bucky » Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:51:04

not a mystery writer whose victims get unsolicited gifts from their eventual killer i hope

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Phred » Thu Dec 04, 2014 13:21:18

The Dude wrote:one of my authors made me gingerbread men


I hope that you eat the head first.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Dec 04, 2014 13:28:35

I hope he eats the cookies first, psychopath.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby lethal » Thu Dec 04, 2014 13:41:10

I want a pretzel now. I'm not sure if it is related to this thread.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby TomatoPie » Thu Dec 04, 2014 13:53:44

lethal wrote:I want a pretzel now. I'm not sure if it is related to this thread.


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